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Rock Hard Doll
is a male mannequin, the first blow-up doll designed for women.
Here's the official spiel: "Designed exclusively for the independent
woman! Incredibly life-like doll has a gorgeous mannequin head,
gazing brown eyes, flowing hair, soft kissable lips and a succulently
erotic rotating and vibrating deep penetrating tongue. Julian is
Better-Than-Real with a life-like rotating dong and exquisitely
soft vibrating balls with a muscular physique and a firm, tight
ass. Powered by the easy dial, super-powerful multi-speed BP-100
Power Paks. 4 AA batteries (not included)." Personally, I like
the sound of the "life-like rotating dong." What I want
to know is: when did real-life penises begin to rotate? And how
can I get my hands on one?
This interesting gadget must have been designed by a woman, because
there's just no way a man could have thought of this... he would
have said, "Hey, I won't look like my usual super-studly self
wearing that..." But you gotta admit, it's a brilliant idea,
and bound to make oral sex even better. Just make sure he doesn't
forget he's wearing it and head off to work with it still attached.
Ever used one of those inflatable exercise
balls? Well, now your daily exercise routine doesn't have to be
so boring with this amazing device. That's right, you can attach
a dong or vibrator to the top and bounce away to your heart's content.
It uses Vac-U-Loc technology ensure the attachment stays in place.
You can even take it to the beach if you're feeling a little zany.
Perfect for when you just can't get started in the morning... hook
these up to your car battery and whammo! Actually, they look like
a bit of fun, and they're kinky without being... erm, hideously
kinky. You'll be pleased to know they've got dual rubber dipped
non-tarnishing vibrating clamps with adjustable tension enhancer
screws. Just say this to your man and he'll buy them for you, thinking
they gotta have another use in the garage somehow.
Here's what every girl has been waiting for! Now she can leash her
stud and tame him to her desire. Also useful when walking, stops
him from sniffing other women's butts.
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