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Julian Rock Hard Doll
Julian is a male mannequin, the first blow-up doll designed for women. Here's the official spiel: "Designed exclusively for the independent woman! Incredibly life-like doll has a gorgeous mannequin head, gazing brown eyes, flowing hair, soft kissable lips and a succulently erotic rotating and vibrating deep penetrating tongue. Julian is Better-Than-Real with a life-like rotating dong and exquisitely soft vibrating balls with a muscular physique and a firm, tight ass. Powered by the easy dial, super-powerful multi-speed BP-100 Power Paks. 4 AA batteries (not included)." Personally, I like the sound of the "life-like rotating dong." What I want to know is: when did real-life penises begin to rotate? And how can I get my hands on one? 

The Accommodator
This interesting gadget must have been designed by a woman, because there's just no way a man could have thought of this... he would have said, "Hey, I won't look like my usual super-studly self wearing that..." But you gotta admit, it's a brilliant idea, and bound to make oral sex even better. Just make sure he doesn't forget he's wearing it and head off to work with it still attached.

E-Z Rider Ball
Ever used one of those inflatable exercise balls? Well, now your daily exercise routine doesn't have to be so boring with this amazing device. That's right, you can attach a dong or vibrator to the top and bounce away to your heart's content. It uses Vac-U-Loc technology ensure the attachment stays in place. You can even take it to the beach if you're feeling a little zany.

Vibrating Nipple Clamps
Perfect for when you just can't get started in the morning... hook these up to your car battery and whammo! Actually, they look like a bit of fun, and they're kinky without being... erm, hideously kinky. You'll be pleased to know they've got dual rubber dipped non-tarnishing vibrating clamps with adjustable tension enhancer screws. Just say this to your man and he'll buy them for you, thinking they gotta have another use in the garage somehow.

Pecker Leash
Here's what every girl has been waiting for! Now she can leash her stud and tame him to her desire. Also useful when walking, stops him from sniffing other women's butts.

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