Quirky Sex Movies
Amongst all the standard porn films out there
are some genuinely weird and unusual offerings. We had a look around
to find some of the strangest ones. These may feature unusual fetishes,
bizarre titles or adult movies that are just plain funny.
and Busty Country Line Dancing
Yeeeeeehaaaah!! Yep, porn and line dancing have finally combined
(we waited so long!) to produce this boot-scootin' sextravaganza.
"Sit back and watch six beautiful BIG & BUSTY girls whoop
it up doing country dancing that you won't see at your neighborhood
country and western bar."
Also available: Gamelink
Yep, Jack wanders the night with his "feather of doom",
waiting to unleash his tickling prowess on any woman who comes within
Juicy Bits #15 - WEIRD SEX
The got up to number 15 with these? "Two full hours of the
strangest sex you've ever seen. You'll find out the true meaning
of double penetration and hunger for more."
Johnny Toxic - CLOWN FUCKERS
This is a weird documentary style porn movie featuring the adventures
of Putzo the Clown. Features women wearing clown makeup. Can't sleep,
clown'll eat me.
Available as a Video
on Demand from Gamelink
There's also a film called Clown
Porn which is similar. Eeep.
Ah yes, the Star Wars parody. In anime, no less. Wank Solo scours
the universe in search of sex. Yes, there's an Ass Star and yes,
this movie includes the unforgettable slogan: "In space, no
one can hear you cream."
The first in a series, this movie has the interesting premise of
acting out dirty jokes, and making sure the viewer sees plenty of
hardcore sex before the punchline.
Also available on Video,
on Demand and DivX
Essentially a pornographic freak show movie. So it's got a hermaphrodite,
a snake girl, an ejaculating tattooed lady and a contortionist.
Sounds like fun, actually.
A special fetish movie for those who love the idea of bald women.
This film features sexy hotties having their heads shaved and then
- predictably - they have sex.
Most Outrageous Outtakes
A selection of boob bloopers and money shot mistakes. "From
the agonizing meltdowns to the embarrassing moments the stars don't
want you to see." Hand me a tissue, please.
Worst Porn Actress In History
Starring the woman with one of the most bizarre porn names ever:
Mocha Chocalatay ya-ya. Apparently this was her debut film and she
wasn't very good in it, hence the name. Nonetheless, it seems she
went on to appear in at least six other titles from Train Wreck
films. Misleading title? Perhaps not.
TV host Colin Malone quizzes porn stars Houston, Teri Weigel, Raylene
and Chandler about their cooking techniques. Naturally, all cooking
must be performed naked, and preferably with a dildo or Ron Jeremy
Stars From Mars
Martians land on Earth and, predictably, want to have a lot of sex.
This movie features women painted green wearing purple wigs. And
Ron Jeremy. What's not to like?
Amazing Pussy Returns
The woman in this film is obviously the sort of chick you want to
have at parties, because she can do some impressive things with
her pussy - sucking up liquid through straws, shooting hoops, blowing
up balloons, invading Iraq. Oh, and then there's some sex, apparently.
There's foot fetishists, and then there's really specific
foot fetishists who like nothing better than to watch a woman's
foot pumping the gas pedal in a car.
What list of strange sex movies would be complete without
this infamous classic? It was a huge best seller in 1991 and always
appears on "porn parody" lists. The version I'm linking
to has been re-released with the Alexandria Quinn scene (Quinn was
not 18 at the time and used a fake ID to appear in the film. It
subsequently caused a bit of a scandal and made obtaining the film
difficult for a while.) The film is about a shy deformed outcast
with penises for hands.
Apparently Johnny Depp himself has described the movie as "hilarious...
I recommend it!"
Also available from Gamelink
with a Stump
This video features LBE amputee Rosemary playing a slave of her
boyfriend. She arrives on crutches and takes off her clothes - only
black lingerie may remain. Her friend licks whipped cream from her
large breasts, excited with stump. Next she masturbates on the bed
with stump. Her tits are in strict bondage now. She excites her
boyfriend by massaging his penis with stump. After making love on
the bed, she performs a long oral act, giving her stump an extra
role. The horny boyfriend pumps her hard again, ending in a noisy
orgasm. Rosemary puts on some clothes and leaves on crutches.
Check out some of the most amazing sexual positions ever
seen! DPs, Upside Down, Downside Up, Over Leg, Pussy Lap and
more! Caution: Do not try this at home!
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