
This is a hot chick who is also very flexible. I mean, look at that. She can chew her own leg hairs off if she runs out of wax. Contortionists are so very cool, especially when they’re naked.
Sexy Flexible
Contortionist Self-Examination

Altogether now: if I could do that, I’d never leave the house!
There’s something about this photo that makes you pause, not sure what’s going on at first glance. Yes, those are her legs, and yes, she’s obviously having a close look at her pussy. Contortionism is such an amusing thing.
Brazilian Wax Made Too Easy

Wow. That’s just amazing!
So, here it is, the way to make Brazilian waxing that much easier. Of course, you have to have the most flexible spine in the universe and be a smiling exhibitionist contortionist, but what the hey.
Sexy Corsetry

Great pic of some sexy corsetry, thanks to Gothic Sluts. The model is a gorgeous redhead with incredibly pale skin and lots of luscious curves.
Giving The Finger

Did you know that giving someone the finger is an ancient gesture that was once known as digitus impudicus in Latin?
And can you believe that the ubiquitous Wikipedia even has an article on flipping the bird?
And that someone else has a blog entirely devoted to pictures of people giving the finger?
In any case, the pic above is unusual and kinda funny because she looks like she’s not gonna take shit from anyone. Naturally she’s a goth chick from Gothic Sluts and so it’s not surprising that she’d do this while posing.
Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics, Quirky Sex at 11:10 PM UTC
Trixie’s Skull and Crossbones

Here’s gorgeous amateur webwhore Trixie in her sexy Halloween outfit. She definitely knows how to fill out a corset with her enormous boobs!
From this great Halloween gallery.
Knickerless Splits

Knickerless splits. It sounds like a Charles Dickens novel. But old Charles probably wouldn’t have imagined this kind of flexible naughtiness in his day.
Can you believe this pic? Amazing! And she’s doing it in high heels, what’s more. And, well, “knickerless splits” sound kind of hilarious, I think. It’s almost a porn star name.
CL Erotic is a very quirky site featuring naked female contortionists getting themselves into all sorts of erotic knots. Lots of fun.
How Do You Like These Apples?

This is the ever-delightful Tasty Trixie, an amateur solo chick who’s also a webmistress friend of mine. As you can see, she has one helluva ample bosom and plenty of sexy curves. She runs her site with the help of her boyfriend Tucker and they get up to lots of naughty mischief, it’s very sexy and well worth a look.
Pic is from this free gallery.
Erotic Halloween Sex Stories
Check out this great adults-only Halloween site. It’s got some seriously hot Halloween-themed sex stories plus a bunch of other fun stuff like horoscopes, humor and weird stuff, like photos of pickled penises.
Posted by quirky as Erotic Fiction, Good Porn at 10:50 AM UTC
Skinny Couples Porn

What a cute couple - and not a skerrick of fat on them. They look like they’re having a lot of fun. After this pic they proceed to have some seriously hot sex on the couch.
Pic is from this gallery from Real Couples.
Beautiful Naked Women

I’ve found a great new adult site that focuses on fine photography and beautiful naked women: Femjoy. I like the site’s ethics. They aim to feature beautiful non-enhanced women (i.e. no silicon) in natural settings. The focus is on beauty, joy and respect, which is certainly a worthy aim.
Pic above is from this gallery.
Cute Couple

I really like this photo, there’s a nice connection happening here.
Pic is from this gallery from Real Couples - a site that focuses on real amateur couples who enjoy getting it on for the camera.
Plastic Wrap Porn

This pic is a lot of fun and shows a real life couple having a bit of sexy fun in the kitchen. Plain old everyday plastic wrap can actually be a kinky sex toy if you have the imagination.
Pic is from this gallery by Real Couples.
Happy To Get A Blowjob

I like this photo because the guy looks deliriously happy that he’s getting a blowjob. If you think about most porn, the guys rarely look this cheerful. I wonder why? Surely every guy is over the moon to get a blowjob?
Pic is from this gallery by Real Couples - a site featuring real life amateur couples who fuck on camera for fun.
Wood Nymph

Great pic, very artistic. She’s a real redhead too, with freckles and everything.
From Hippie Goddess. More samples on their site (very sexy)!
Gorgeous Unshaven Woman

Love this pic. This woman looks amazing - the tattoo, the water… wow. Unshaven, completely natural and looking like she’s Queen of the Wild or something. Hairy armpits are definitely sexy.
More sample pics at Hippie Goddess.
If I Could Do That I’d Never Leave The House…

Whats the bet that this woman does her own Brazilian waxing?
Pic is from this contortionism gallery.
Curlers Porn

Here’s a gap in the porn market that hasn’t really been filled: curlers porn. Featuring hot babes with curlers in their hair. Some with the added turn-on of a pink dressing gown and fluffy slippers. Yeah baby!
Pic is actually from this gallery from Sapphic Erotica. It’s the whole “sleepover” scenario.
Contortionist Girl In A Suitcase
There you are, quietly trying to get through customs when alarm bells go off and you’re pulled aside. Seems like the rules don’t allow you to carry your girlfriend in a suitcase:


Pics are from this amazing gallery.
CL Erotic is a very unusual site, specialising in naked contortionists, gymnasts and ballet dancers.
Hot Machine Fucking Photo

This sexy pic is one of the less-explicit photos from this gallery by Fucking Machines. I always find this site to be fascinating. It’s the stuff of serious erotic fantasy… and all the machines are made by horny nerds.
Check out the entire Fucking Machine site here.



