The Naughty American has a cracking article about the recent release of classified FBI files that dishes plenty of dirt on numerous celebrities from the 40s, 50s and 60s.
To give a quick rundown:
* Abbot and Costello both kept a huge porn collection including lots of girl-girl films.
* Frank Sinatra once refused to pay a prostitute for sex because she was too drunk.
* A gay dermatologist claimed to have “compromising photos” of Elvis Presley
* Joe DiMaggio offered an unknown person $25 grand to obtain a film showing Marilyn Monroe performing a “perverted act.”
* Jimi Hendrix was caught masturbating by members of his platoon while serving in the army.
* The FBI caught Rock Hudson at a “wild orgy” during a raid on a brothel.
* Baseball star Mickey Mantle used prostitutes and was caught in the bed of a married woman.
The FBI also tried to prosecute Andy Warhol for transporting his film Lonesome Cowboy across state lines. The report read:
“One of the male actors was performing an act of cunnilingus on [a] girl who was on the ground. A second man was licking her breasts. A third male actor was trying to stick his hat up her rectum. A fourth actor was exposing himself and had his trousers dropped to his knees and trying to have her perform an act of fellatio on him.”
Needless to say, the stern-faced FBI was far from amused. Fortunately for Warhol, he escaped prosecution – on the grounds that “at no time did the camera show penetration.”
Ah, those were the days.
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This story should come with a giant neon blinking sign that says “PROBABLY NOT TRUE” attached to it. Still, it’s funny, so I might as well blog about it.
AZCentral reckons Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger once tried to enlarge his penis by having it stung by bees.
Julien, 53, told Radio 4’s ‘Film Programme,’ “It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo.
“Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think.”
You think?
Is this an urban myth to rival the Mars Bar-Marianne Faithfull one? We’ll see.
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A rubber severed head and penis have been stolen from the set of the latest Silence of the Lambs prequel, Hannibal Rising.
Says director Peter Webber:
“There’s a character called Dortlich (Richard Brake), whose head is severed during the course of the movie, and that head was stolen by someone. There’s also a scene with a body that Hannibal Lecter (Gaspard Ulliel) is working on in one scene; it’s a full-size replica human body, including the genitals. Somebody stole the genitals. They actually cut them off and took them away. So someone has got a large rubber penis and a rubber head at home and I don’t know what they’re doing with it. I think it’ll end up on eBay.”
Shall we make some kind of joke about fava beans and a nice chianti?
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It may be fair to say that this news story is not entirely trustworthy (it originated on a Hollywood gossip site), but it gives good blog so I’m going with it.
Daily India reports that Ewan McGregor and the makers of the Beatrix Potter biopic experimented with creating an animation of his penis.
McGregor also revealed that bosses had tried animating his penis and putting Peter Rabbit’s face on it, but in the end had given up the idea because it was not “tasteful enough”.
“They tried animating it: putting Peter Rabbit’s face on it and making it speak to Beatrix, but they didn’t think it was tasteful enough in the end,” he said.
Ewan also wanted to get nude in the film but they wouldn’t let him. Apprently the movie bosses said “Its nice Ewan, but we don’t think it quite works with this movie.”
Lovely pic of Ewan in a kilt is from this site.
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Canada.com has this amusing piece about various celebrity genitals showing up in the news.
Aside from the rather amusing revelation that Judi Dench thinks new 007 Daniel Craig has “an absolute monster” of a penis, the piece looks at:
* Britney Spear’s twat flash
* Tim Burton’s “black and white stripy” member
* Photos of Charlie Sheen’s erect penis
* Lindsay Lohan’s “firecrotch”
* Dustin Diamond’s “tree penis”
* Borat and Pamela Anderson’s “vagine”
* Donald Trump’s “long and beautiful” parts
Posted by quirky as Celebrities, News Stories, Quirky Sex at 10:52 AM PST
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