A while ago I blogged about a guy caught having sex with his bike (and how he was actually doing it in the privacy of his room, until the cleaners burst in and got offended).

Now a bunch of other guys have been sprung having intimate moments with inanimate objects.

A man in Wiltshire, England, has been arrested for having sex with a lamp post.

A couple of weeks ago a bloke was in terrible trouble for having sex with his vacuum cleaner.

The man was allegedly discovered naked, on his hands and knees, with his rude bits in the business end of a smiling Henry vacuum cleaner.

It lost him his job.

Meanwhile, another man was arrested for drunkenly attempting to have sex with a fence in a London park.

“He said words to the effect of: ‘I’m going to have sex with that fence’,” said Philip Lemoine, prosecuting.

The guy involved denies it, saying he’s a victim of police harrassment.

Something’s happening here, people. It’s further proof that the rapture is coming.

Actually, it’s just proof that some guys are so horny they’ll get it on with anything given the chance.

Posted by quirky in News Stories, Quirky Sex