You’ve probably heard of the Darwin Awards, those dubious gongs given to people who remove themselves from the gene pool by killing themselves in ridiculous ways.
The 2007 winners have been announced and, amusingly, two sex-type anecdotes made the top 2.
RUNNER UP # ONE:
WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN (Confirmed Double Darwin Award)
June 2007, South Carolina | A passing cabbie found a 21 year-old deceased couple laying naked in the road an hour before sunrise. Authorities were baffled. There were no witnesses, no trace of clothing, and no wrecked vehicles present. But investigators eventually found a clue high on the roof of a nearby building: two sets of neatly folded clothes. Safe sex takes on a whole new meaning when you are perched on the edge of a pyramid-shaped metal roof. “It appears as if [they] accidentally fell off the roof,” Sgt. McCants said.
AND THE 2007 DARWIN AWARD WINNER IS…
THE ENEMA WITHIN (Confirmed True by Darwin)
May 2004, Texas | Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor… well, rectally. His wife said he was “addicted to enemas” and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party.
Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!
When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.
The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. Toxicology reports measured his blood alcohol level as 0.47%.
In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an “astounding misapplication of judgment.” Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.
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A politician from Virginia is trying to introduce legislation banning people from attaching fake rubber testicles to their cars.
Lionel Spruill, who most famously tried to ban young people from wearing baggy pants, says the car accessories are offensive. “It’s OK to express yourself, but citizens have the right not to be subjected to something vulgar,” he said. Spruill said he embarked on the campaign after receiving a complaint to a constituent, who did not like having to explain to his young daughter what the testicles were.
The maker of “Bulls Balls” which makes the testicles laughed off the attempted ban. “It’s a novelty,” he said. “It’s funny.”
Source.
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This is a snippet from an enormously large and long cartoon panel documenting the rise of civilisation. It graphically documents humankind’s rise from caveman through ancient times right up to the present, and it also lovingly adds explicit sex scenes and gruesome violence into the mix.
The pic is somewhat abhorrent but very compelling and beautifully drawn.
I can’t give any more info on this pic as I stumbled upon it while surfing and the blog on which its hosted is in German. Some random searching was no help.
Still, it’s very cool.
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Pics are from this list of amazing sculptures. The vulva sculpture is in Prague and the pissing man sculpture is in Tübingen in Germany.
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Another sad tale that ends in divorce: a man’s secret visit to a brothel went pear-shaped when he discovered his wife working as one of the prostitutes.
Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
“I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.
Bummer. They’d been married for 14 years.
What I do find interesting about this report is that it’s worded to make it seem like the wife is the guilty one. Whereas the husband’s trip to the brothel is considered perfectly normal.
Source.
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Yes, this is for real. You can actually buy these funny sheets from the Karma Sheetra people.
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So, this poor blog has been a bit neglected over the holiday period. I’m going to try and keep it a bit more up to date in the near future.
In any case, welcome to 2008! No doubt it will be another quirky year in sex and porn!
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