This is a hot chick who is also very flexible. I mean, look at that. She can chew her own leg hairs off if she runs out of wax. Contortionists are so very cool, especially when they’re naked.
December 27th, 2007
Sexy Flexible
December 25th, 2007
Happy Christmas
December 20th, 2007
More Gorgeous Femjoy Babes
Another example of the vibe you find at Femjoy. Beautiful women, beautifully photographed. Very nice.
Full gallery is here.
Posted by quirky as Pics at 12:27 PM PST
December 19th, 2007
Coach Helps Kids Sex Up Christmas Displays
A coach in Georgia is facing charges after he drove a number of his students around town and helped them to vandalise Christmas displays. John Hayes helped a number of middle-school students to sneak into front yards and create X-rated versions of existing decorations, including arranging the reindeer into sexual positions. Hayes and the kids were caught after a homeowner spotted them, followed them in his truck and confronted the group.
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 4:08 PM PST
December 7th, 2007
Farting Pensioner Banned From Club
A pensioner has been asked to be more considerate of other guests at his social club because his constant farting has prompted complaints. He’s even received an official letter from the club telling him to sit by the door.
Mr Fox, a club regular for 20 years, said: “I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now. I think someone has complained about the noise. I am a loud farter, but there is no smell.
“I do not think it [the letter] is unreasonable, you get ladies in there.”
Imagine, you get 15 minutes of fame and this old bloke becomes immortalised forever for being “that farting guy.”
Great headline:
Old fart told to leave club.
Posted by quirky as News Stories at 5:15 PM PST
December 6th, 2007
Get Ready For Global Orgasm Day
The Global Orgasm For Peace aims for the whole world to simultaneously get off at the same time, in the hope that the afterglow will bring peace on earth and goodwill to all mankind.
The big day is December 22, the solstice, at 06:08 Universal Time (GMT)
To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy.
It’s a nice idea and everything, but I’m worried about the pressure of having to climax at an exact, predetermined time. I mean, it sounds rather stressful.
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 8:12 PM PST
December 4th, 2007
Sex and Chocolate Boosts Brain Power
A book called Teach Yourself: Train Your Brain asserts that eating chocolate and having lots of sex will improve your ability to think.
The book details the most up-to-date thinking in science about how diet, the environment, stress and other aspects of modern life affect our mental capacity and distils them in the form of chunks of advice as well as exercises.
It also points out that of the seven different chemical reactions that the brain undergoes in the sexual process, from contemplating intercourse to achieving orgasm, four help the thinking process. The ensuing increase in levels of the ‘trust’ hormone, oxytocin, for example, increases readiness to think of novel or risky solutions.
Similarly, the post-coital rise in serotonin levels aids both creative thinking and calm, logical decision-making.
The authors praise the plethora of useful elements in dark chocolate, such as magnesium and antioxidant flavonols, which benefit everything from the supply of oxygen to the brain to the reduction of the chances of brain damage through a stroke.
Sex and chocolate. Best. Health. News. Ever.
Posted by quirky as News Stories at 8:42 AM PST