Altogether now: if I could do that, I’d never leave the house!
There’s something about this photo that makes you pause, not sure what’s going on at first glance. Yes, those are her legs, and yes, she’s obviously having a close look at her pussy. Contortionism is such an amusing thing.
Thanks to the site Human Marvels for bringing my attention to this video of strongwoman and striptease artist Charmion. Her main act involved stripping down to her underwear while on a trapeze, showing off her strength in the process.
One of her biggest fans was Thomas Edison, who filmed her act in 1901. It was a fairly risque thing to do at the time.
That’s right folks. Thomas Edison was a dirty pervy pornographer.
The blogosphere recently went crazy with the news that some poor Scottish bloke had been arrested for having sex with his bike in the privacy of his room.
The hostel cleaners knocked on his door and then unlocked it, discovering him getting jiggy with his cycle in an apparently shocking manner.
The poor guy made the mistake of pleading guilty to breach of the peace and now he’s on the sex offenders register for three years. The ruling has raised privacy concerns in Britain.
Central Station reports on the comments by his lawyer about the legality of the conviction.
“This case should not prevent people who want to engage in this sort of activity from doing so,” Mr. Scott recommended, “What I would say to a client of mine that wanted to do this kind of thing is as long as it’s behind a bolted door, with an inanimate object, then each to their own.”
Guardian writer Matt Seaton was similarly sympathetic, arguing “anyone who loves cycling is, to some extent, a bike fetishist.”
The principle any self-respecting court ought surely to have been upholding here was that what passes between a person and their consenting bicycle behind closed doors is nobody’s business but their own,” he suggested.
We used a condom for lube and cleanliness—those handlebars have been all over town—but no helmet. I pulled off my pants, flipped the bike upside down, leaned back and guided the handlebar right inside of me.
They were understandably concerned to learn of the Scottish bloke’s fate, leading them to post:
Do the health benefits of an active bikesexual lifestyle make up for the potential danger and embarrassment of being caught in the act? Imagine having to go around to all the houses in your neighborhood saying, “Hi. I am a sexual predator. I was caught humping a bicycle, so you should probably not leave your pretty young Bianchi laying around on your front yard… for it’s safety.”
Given that bikes do have a certain intimate contact level via the seat, I’m not surprised some people get off on them. And good luck to them, I say. Just as long as they’re not on the freeway when they’re doing it.
So, here it is, the way to make Brazilian waxing that much easier. Of course, you have to have the most flexible spine in the universe and be a smiling exhibitionist contortionist, but what the hey.
In any case, the pic above is unusual and kinda funny because she looks like she’s not gonna take shit from anyone. Naturally she’s a goth chick from Gothic Sluts and so it’s not surprising that she’d do this while posing.
I’m going away for a couple of weeks so blogging is going to be slow for a while. I’ve organised a couple of auto posts for when I’m away, but you won’t get anything too wordy until I come back. Just a lot of naked pictures. Not so bad, is it?
Hey, Quirky Sex bloggers need time off every now and again! Please enjoy the existing archives or have a dig around the main site and see what you can find. See you when I come back.
The very first Airbus A380 has been delivered to Singapore airlines and the big news was the cabins with a double bed.
Naturally, everyone’s thoughts turned to sex. Suddenly joining the mile high club didn’t seem like such a complicated thing.
But wait, said Singapore Airways. We won’t have that sort of thing on our planes, thank you very much.
“If couples used our double beds to engage in inappropriate activity, we would politely ask them to desist,” said an airline spokesperson.
The very first passengers to enjoy said double bed were a bit dubious about it.
“So they’ll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless champagne — and then say you can’t do what comes naturally?†asked Tony, a vigorous 76. “Seems a bit strange.”
“They seem to have done everything they can to make it romantic, short of bringing round oysters,” said Julie, 51. “I’d say they shouldn’t really complain, should they? Though I don’t think they’ll have anything to worry about from us — the flight is so busy with people coming to see the suites, we wouldn’t have the opportunity.”