Oh, there’s so many sausage jokes that could and should be made here.

The owners of a German butchery were surprised to discover that a customer was using their sausages to hide two sex toys. A man who spoke broken English had purchased two large Schwartenmagen sausages at the store earlier in the day, then had returned and asked the owners to store the wrapped sausages in their coolroom until he collected them and headed off to Dubai. Noticing the sausages were heavier they alerted police and discovered that two “latex dildos with a natural look” had been hidden inside the hollowed-out sausages.

I’m not sure if sex toys are illegal in Dubai or not, but it does seem an extravagant way to avoid that embarrassing moment in security when the guards x-ray your vibrator.

Posted by quirky in News Stories, Quirky Sex