I’m not sure what to think about this. Vulva perfume is, well, the smell of cunt in a bottle, apparently. I think it’s artificially created (although I’m not sure) and the company is saying that when applied in small amounts to the back of your hand it “intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head.”

I suspect this is a product meant for men, because we women don’t need artificial pussy smell, but it raises all sorts of questions like:
* Exactly what does a vulva smell like? I would think that every woman would have her own individual smell, so how did they decide on an official version?
* What ingredients go into artificial pussy smell?
* What kind of person will buy this?
* Are they bringing out a “Penis” perfume in the future?

At least they used the proper term (vulva instead of vagina - a pet hate of mine) although now I’m wondering if it’s a bad thing to have a commercial product associated with the word.

There’s also a fairly creepy video on the site featuring stick-thin, silicon models in high heels posing while a fully-clothed Hef-type sniffs his hand. Ew.

Posted by quirky in News Stories, Quirky Sex