This is the kind of story that just makes a sub-editor’s day. Headline writer’s heaven.
A performing dwarf was taken to hospital - with his penis glued to a vacuum cleaner.
As part of his act Daniel Blackner, the Demon Dwarf, attaches himself to the appliance and pulls it across the stage.
A special attachment came loose, which he tried to fix with strong glue. But he did not leave the glue to dry long enough.
And the rest just writes itself.
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