The Register reports that when workers at a British post office discovered a “suspiciously noisy” package amongst the regular mail they called the bomb squad, who then sealed off the whole street and blew the parcel to smithereens.
Turns out the would-be bomb was just a vibrator. People really need to remember to take the batteries out before mailing sex toys.
I think my favourite headline about this would have to be “Bomb squad blows up vibrator and chocolates.” Now that’s a tragedy if I ever read one.
This is not a unique incident. People seem to mistake vibrators for bombs all the time. Like you do.
There was the bomb scare at Mackay airport in October 2004 when a buzzing vibrator was left in a bin.
Then there was the 2001 story of a woman who found a vibrator taped to a toilet wall and decided it was a bomb.
There is one good story among the vibrator scares:
Dude passes TSA security screening with live vibrator in pants
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This sexy pic is one of the less-explicit photos from this gallery by Fucking Machines. I always find this site to be fascinating. It’s the stuff of serious erotic fantasy… and all the machines are made by horny nerds.
Check out the entire Fucking Machine site here.
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This story should come with a giant neon blinking sign that says “PROBABLY NOT TRUE” attached to it. Still, it’s funny, so I might as well blog about it.
AZCentral reckons Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger once tried to enlarge his penis by having it stung by bees.
Julien, 53, told Radio 4’s ‘Film Programme,’ “It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo.
“Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think.”
You think?
Is this an urban myth to rival the Mars Bar-Marianne Faithfull one? We’ll see.
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Yes, that’s right. Flamingos can be gay. What did you expect? They’re PINK.
Anyway, Ananova reports that Carlos and Fernando from the Wildfowl & Wetlands Trust, Slimbridge, Gloucestershire, were so desperate for a baby that they were stealing eggs.
When an egg was abandoned, keepers hatched a plot that ensured the two male flamingos would care for it.
After the chick was born, it was carefully placed in an old eggshell, which was taped up and returned to the gay couple’s empty nest.
The pair were soon seen ‘talking’ to the chick inside the egg and a little while later it hatched for a second time - to be greeted by its foster parents.
And - get this - male flamingos are able to produce milk in their throat, so the boys won’t have trouble feeding their new baby.
Heartwarming, isn’t it?
Pic is from ForTheGirls.com funny animal pics.
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Here’s a nice, very safe-for-work pic of Sammy Smack in a pink bikini at the beach. I like the cheekiness of it. And her big boobs fill out the top so nicely.
This being an adult blog, here’s a link to the gallery where she takes off the cozzie.
And here’s Sammy’s site.
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Regularly pulling on your pubic hair can make you lose weight and look more beautiful, according to a report in the Japanese daily Mainishi.
The theory is that tugging on your pubes for a couple of minutes each day stimulates hormones and pehromones that make you appear more beautiful to the opposite sex.
The women’s magazine Shukan Josei says:
Women are advised to tug their pubes while they’re still dry and then move the clump of hair around in a circular motion. They’re also told to run their fingers through their pubic hair the same way they would do when fondling their regular hair.
Women are told not to worry about pubic hairs that fall out and to continue yanking away for about 1 to 2 minutes.
The article suggests it may help with diets but I think they’re drawing a fairly long bow.
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CNN reports that the public library in Vienna, Austria has come up with a novel way to raise funds for renovations: a phone sex line.
Anne Bennent, an Austrian celebrity, will read selections from the library’s collection of antique erotica, with samples from the 18th, 19th and 20th centuries. Customers can pay 38 Euro cents per minute to hear an altogether more civilised form of phone sex.
I think it’s a winner and I’m not surprised the library decided to do this. Librarians are actually very saucy people. I know this because I used to be a librarian before I turned to the big, bad world of online porn.
And clearly the sexy librarian is a common fantasy. Check out this list of librarians depicted in porn.
Pic is of Anna from Nerd Pr0n.
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This site reports that over 800 residents of Hong Kong have made official complaints to the country’s Television and Entertainment Licensing authority saying that the Bible should be reclassified as “indecent” and only sold to those over 18.
The complaints are a response to the banning of a student newspaper article that discussed incest and bestiality. Activists are concerned about the implications for free speech.
They’ve launched a site called Truth Bible which, unfortunately, is mostly in Chinese. It does, however, have an English warning stating that the site contains “bible material which may offend” and should not be shown to people under 18.
I’m inclined to agree with these people. I mean, the Old Testament is full of some seriously nasty stuff. A few examples:
Genesis 18:19 - Two angels in the form of men go to visit Lot. The men of the city knock at the door and demand that the two strangers be brought out so they can be buggered.
Lot says to the men outside: “Friends, I beg you, don’t do such a wicked thing! Look, I have two daughters who are still virgins. Let me bring them out to you and you can do whatever you want with them.”
Later, after God has saved Lot from the destruction of Sodom - since he was such a nice bloke and all - his two daughters decide the only way they can get pregnant is to have sex with their father. So they do.
Judges 21:10-24 - “So they sent twelve thousand warriors to Jabesh-gilead with orders to kill everyone there, including women and children. ‘This is what you are to do,’ they said. ‘Completely destroy all the males and every woman who is not a virgin.’ Among the residents of Jabesh-gilead they found four hundred young virgins who had never slept with a man, and they brought them to the camp at Shiloh in the land of Canaan.”
Later the men of the tribe kidnap the woman who are dancing in the vineyard and force them to become wives.
Numbers 31:7-18 - “Then the Israelite army captured the Midianite women and children and seized their cattle and flocks and all their wealth as plunder. They burned all the towns and villages where the Midianites had lived. After they had gathered the plunder and captives, both people and animals, they brought them all to Moses and Eleazar the priest
“…But Moses was furious with all the military commanders who had returned from the battle. ‘Why have you let all the women live?’ he demanded. ‘These are the very ones who followed Balaam’s advice and caused the people of Israel to rebel against the LORD at Mount Peor. They are the ones who caused the plague to strike the LORD’s people. Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man. Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.”
Heaps more can be found at Evil Bible and Biblical Nonsense.
As they say at the latter site: “The only alternative is to conclude, yet again, that a deity with desires this immoral is clearly not worthy of observance.”
Pic is from True Christian.
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Meanwhile, in depressing downward spiral news, researchers have found that the less sex you have, the less you’ll get.
Ragnar Beer of the University of Göttingen surveyed 32,000 men and women and looked at how much sex they were having compared to how much work they were doing.
Beer’s team found that 36 percent of men and 35 percent of women who have sex only once a week take on extra work to compensate for their wanting sex life. It’s even worse for the hapless couples who have altogether lost their eye for one another. Forty-five percent of men and 46 percent of women who no longer have sex with their partner seek out other activities to salve their wanting libidos.
And, to make matters worse for sexless workaholics, the extra work cuts into their would-be sex time. “Sexual frustration prevents you from being able to reduce your stress,” Beer observes. In other words, no sex leads to even less sex.
What conclusions can we reach from this?
a. The unemployed have the best sex lives
b. If you want better sex it’s best to quit your job
c. Workaholics are a dud root
d. People with good sex lives are crap workers
e. Bosses will soon be asking you how often you have sex in order to measure your productivity
f. People who work in the sex industry could well be the sexual equivalent of a mobius strip
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Such a funny photo. In fact, almost all the photos in this set are hilarious. It involves a well-dressed man who has a kinky idea and puts the pegging hard word on his girlfriend. Cue shocked expressions. But it all turns out OK in the end. As it were.
You can see the full set of photos at You Wanna Do What?
Photos are from Strapon Tales.
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Cyprus has banned a British-made vibrator from it’s country because the sex toy’s electronic waves disrupt defence equipment.
Ananova reports that the military considered the vibrator to be a “threat to national security.” This despite the fact that the vibrator’s range is only six metres.
A spokesperson for adult store Anne Summers said:
“We have been told the electronic waves given off by the ‘Love Bug’ would affect military frequencies, but we have told locals that we have a lot of other devices that are not banned which will satisfy their needs. After all, it’s better to make love, not war.”
Girls, lock up your sex toys… who knows what kind of national security threat you’re harbouring in your bedside drawer.
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I made a little freesite featuring pegging content: Bending Over For Her. I want to get a bit of traffic to my new AVS site Pegging Porn and this will help. To do that I went around submitting the site to porn linklists and invariably I had to categorize it as “femdom” (female domination/fetish) content.
That’s the thing with the porn industry, it loves to come up with categories for things. And when content doesn’t easily slot into one category or another it can reveal just how arbitary, sexist and racist some categorisations are. Interracial, anyone?
Is pegging always “femdom”? It’s an interesting question. I’m inclined to say no, because pegging as defined by Dan Savage is a consensual activity that should involve pleasuring the man. At the same time, strap-on anal sex is a well-worn tool of the dominatrix and is standard fare for female-domination fetish porn.
Perusing various male-female strap-on sites, I was interested to see how many focused on the apparent pain and humiliation of being pegged. For a lot of pornographers, receiving anal sex is about being “the bitch” and all anal must be painful. A shame, I think.
But can pegging be sexy without the power element? For many men, the appeal of straight strap-on sex is the turning of tables, the giving up of control - being “fucked” instead of being “the fucker.” Surely in that situation it means there is some female domination involved?
I made Pegging Porn without that focus on fetishized femdom. It’s just got normal-looking couples (some of them real-life couples) engaging in some fun anal play with a strap-on dildo. I suspect that makes it quite a rare porn site.
You’ll find more pegging porn sites in the Quirky Sex Pegging Section.
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You may have heard of the term “chocolate starfish.” In Australia there was a band with that name. Of course, that was 1993 and we didn’t know what it meant back then.
Anyway someone’s taken the slang to it’s logical conclusion and created the edible anus, a chocolate pucker. Bum shaped confectionary.
Mmm, tempting.
But who can resist chocolate, especially when it gets these kinds of rave reviews:
“The very existence of these Milk Chocolate Bumholes probably heralds the destruction of the Earth by fire. And about time, too.” - G Scene Magazine
So, these aren’t really Valentine’s Day chocolates. They might be something you give your lover when you’re angry with them, but still in the mood for sex..
Via Fleshbot.
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A man is facing the sack because he’s had an erection for seven years.
Priapism is a painful medical condition where the penis is constantly erect. Ananova reports that a travelling salesman may not be able to keep working his job because the bulge in his pants is too sore.
It’s an unfortunate story, but rest assured, Quirky fans, there is a reason to snigger. He works for a fire extinguisher company called Chubbs.
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For your Friday perving pleasure, I give you this lovely pic of two girls kissing while naked.
Photo is from this Sapphic Erotica Gallery.
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Sit back and enjoy the awful stories of seduction gone awry at How Not To Get Laid.
Via Scanner.
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I’ve graduated three times in my life, and while it was nice to put on the wacky costume and collect the piece of paper, all my three occasions seemed like a bit of a let down. Maybe it was the sweeping pomp and circumstance of the ceremony, or perhaps it was lack of a decent piss-up afterwards, but I feel like my graduations should have been more fun.
Not the case for 200 students at Concordia College in Minnesota, who promptly stripped off and went skinny dipping in the university lake to celebrate their graduation.
Of course, it’s always funny until someone loses a golf cart. Police were called after the student’s pushed the security guy’s buggy into the pond. Cue half-naked fleeing into the night.
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