In the UK a man ruined the delightful ambience of a restaurant by leaping onto a table, screaming and weilding a large knife before cutting off his own penis.

“This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

“Then he cut it off. I couldn’t believe it.”

Zizzi’s at the Strand in London is a pizza restaurant. Newspapers were tasteful enough to hold off on the chopped salami puns, but The Courier Mail still decided to go out on a limb with this headline:

Flop and chop horrifies diners.

Classy one, Courier Mail.

Posted by quirky in News Stories