A new movie called Phallusifer: The Immoral Code is claiming to be the world’s first black metal porn film. The makers of the film claim that it’s:

“Something never done before: Hardcore porn with hints of S&M and Satanic imagery starring the Harlot Queen as herself and a frontman of a known black metal band whose identity will remain anonymous, and the soundtrack is mainly comprised of decadent black metal music.”

The movie features numerous European black metal bands with suitably scary names - Necrodaemon, Kill and Thus Defiled.

If you’re not even sure what black metal is, check out the Wikipedia entry. It’s a very extreme form of heavy metal with plenty of Satanism, screamy voices and distorted guitars. It’s like death metal but a little less cheerful.

There is a question, though, as to whether black metal fans will actually like the film. The announcement on Blabbermouth.net was greeted with a plethora of negative comments along the lines of :

I would rather be circumcized with a rusty razor than to watch this sure-to-be piece of garbage.

The makers of the film then released a statement condemning Blabbermouth and the “nerdish comments” posted.

Most of the bashers here already checked out the site got a nice evil grin. You love this film deep inside and you know it. The traffic to the site is insanely high and we cannot keep up with DVD orders.

Back in the day I liked the odd spot of metal, although I never got into the thrashy, deathy stuff. I do like the idea of porn mixed with metal, especially as most porn music is electronica or dance at the moment.

There’s screencaps and a movie trailer at the Karnal Film official site. They’ve also got a Myspace page.

Posted by quirky in News Stories, Quirky Sex