This is such a nice pic. It’s got that “nature’s goodness” theme happening.

The rest of the photos are lovely, shot outdoors by a river in lush greenery. She’s a beautiful woman, this one. Her name is Dasha.

Pic is from this gallery by ATK Premium.

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Those nice folk at Amazon really do stock a lot of dirty, dirty things. I mean, here’s a coffee table book bound to get the juices flowing next time the vicar pops by:

Kinky Couture.

“Elegant erotic color and B&W art fetish photos in historical English settings. Fetish-strapped and-bound models are posed out of doors against splendid backdrops of stately gardens, castles, and columned mansions. Inside these aristocratic locales, models are draped provocatively over ornate four-poster beds, lounging against ancient wooden panelling or slipping, scantily clad, into a shadowy wine cellar with nothing but a candle for comfort. From delicate hand-tinted black and white images to sultry, glamorous, atmospheric color, these are art photos that excite…”

There’s also a book called Latex and Nudes.

See, you can get your rocks off at Amazon now and it’s all in the best possible taste.

Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Quirky Sex at 4:59 PM PDT

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Is this the new extreme sport - nude water tower climbing? In tartan boots, no less!

Pic is from this gallery from Hegre-Art.

Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics at 4:36 PM PDT

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This is Karen. She’s quite, quite beautiful, and resembles Britney Spears before it all went so terribly wrong.

I like the black and white photography on display here. Nice lighting.

There’s more pics in this gallery, from ATK Premium.

Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics at 3:50 PM PDT

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Kenny Everett may well have been my first introduction to the idea of cross-dressing.

Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex at 5:00 PM PDT

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I’ve found an unusual porn site that I think is worth supporting.

Red Handed Porn features videos and photos of real people masturbating. Nothing new there, except that this site goes to the trouble to interview the subjects so we find out a little bit about who they are and what gets them off.

The site is also pansexual, so it features both men and women, as well as gay and transsexual models.

The other unusual thing is that you can choose between three types of membership. One is the full-blast large video, one is smaller, easier-to-download videos and there’s also an el-cheapo, photo-only option. I don’t think I’ve seen that before, and I think it’s quite an interesting idea.

The site also features a very personable blog. All in all it doesn’t feel like your average paysite which is why I’m keen to promote it here.

Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Quirky Sex at 9:55 PM PDT

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It’s been a while since I submitted to the Sugasm so I thought I’d have another go. Didn’t make the top 3, but then that area seems to be reserved for sex bloggers who write explicit sex. Anyway, I just wanted to get my stupid “Flaming Genitals Archive” post out there.

The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #72? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks

Roué (http://www.easilyaroused.co.uk)
“Her sighs of contentment build as my touch does its work.”

Wrong Number (http://radicalvixen.com/blog)
“They said clients were trying to call me and getting this restaurant instead.”

Ride to the Cabin (http://eroticawriter.blogspot.com)
“As he pulled into a dark lane that led into a grove of trees, I reached over to stroke him.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Loveland (http://sugarbank.com)

Editor’s Choice
Your hair (http://erotischism.blogspot.com)

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
3 is The Magic Number: Three Songs (http://dirtydetails.blogspot.com)
AMBER~~”Anything You Want” (Part Four) (http://buttocksblog.blogspot.com)
The Desperate Tango (http://femmefataleteen.blogspot.com)
The Dress II (http://wanklog.blogspot.com)

Entry Box…. (http://afterschoolmonologues.blogspot.com)
Midnight Thrusts (http://kinkyfarmwife.blogspot.com)
My Wet Dream (http://maude-tim.blogspot.com)
The Need (http://joeheather.blogspot.com)

Public Affections (http://www.sex-kitten.net)
Rug Burn (http://confessions112.blogspot.com)
Setting Your Panties on Fire (http://secretbrain.blogspot.com)
Startled Awakening (http://bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com)
That night instead of round 2, I passed out (http://thatjuicyjuicy.blogspot.com)

Turning Tricks for Tapas, Dos (http://cakeandcock.blogspot.com)
Why Aren’t You Naked? (http://designingintimacy.blogspot.com)

Podcasts & Poetry
“Cocaine” Kimberly Was Her Working Name (http://eroticjournals.blogspot.com)

Episode #1-Sex with another woman (http://deliciously-naughty.typepad.com)
Styx Orchestra-Inspired Poem, thanks to Public TV (http://totalsensuality.blogspot.com)

Sex Work
During (http://thismuse.blogspot.com)

BDSM & Fetish

Birthday Spankings! (http://sexualevolution.blogspot.com)
Distracted pixie (http://insidedarkpixie.blogspot.com)
Happy HNT - Sexy St. Patrick’s day (http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
His rope (http://www.kinkerbelle.com)

Marked (http://pick-up-pieces.blogspot.com)
Nature versus nurture, spanking-style (http://www.spankingwriters.com/blog)
Relationships and the lifestyle (http://alternativealbany.xlogz.com)
“So punish me” (http://blog.atlantabondage.com)
Solipsist’s travels in subspace (http://mistress160.blogspot.com)

Zapped (http://www.timidboy.com)

Sex News & Politics
The Flaming Genitals Archive (http://www.quirkysex.com/blog)
Morality in Media Loses Congressional Funding (http://fullfrontalpolitics.com)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Afro-desiacs and “Blow” Jobs (http://shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
Feeling Unsafe– Tease Me! (http://perverselypoly.blogspot.com)
Lights On or Lights Off? (http://sexeteria.net)

My Own Sex Confession (Part Two) (http://aslipofagirl.blogspot.com)
The SXSW date that wasn’t, and why (http://lustylady.blogspot.com)

NSFW Pics (& videos)
Can’t blame a man for being a man (video) (http://myhotbox.blogspot.com)

Half-Nekkid Thursday: G-String Season (http://www.taratainton.com)
Half-Nekkid Merkin (http://sweatshopsissy.wordpress.com)
Half-Nekkid Sex Blogger (http://www.tarasnaughtyshop.com)
Nora Marlo Peek-A-Boo Shots (http://eroticandy.blogspot.com)
Poll result: Shower sex (http://marriedexploits.blogspot.com)

Stairway To Heaven (video) (http://myhotbox.blogspot.com)

Woman in G string courtesy of Tara Tainton.

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The above image is a piece of World War Two porn propaganda. The original photo was altered so it looked like Hitler had whipped his penis out during a speech - and was very pleased with himself.

It’s from this page which has an in-depth essay about the sexual propaganda used by both sides during the war. It’s also got plenty of examples, and it’s hard not to feel surprised at the graphic nature of the leaflets on display. I’m so used to thinking of people in the 1940s as being quite prudish. The propagandists weren’t afraid of using nudity or graphic sexual images to get their point across.

Most of this sort of propaganda was designed to demoralise the enemy’s troops, by suggesting that their sweethearts at home were straying. They were also used to instill the fear of possible death or dismemberment, in the hope that the soldiers would abandon their posts.

In the case of Hitler and his penis, the propaganda supposed to suggest that the Furher was actually a Jew - hence the uncircumcised penis. The text accompanying the photo was a quote from one of Hitler’s speeches:

What we have, that we firmly hold.

Very witty.

I recently caught the end of a documentary called Sex Bomb about sex propaganda. It was a woman who altered the photo of Hitler. Apparently she was very proud of her work.

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A bit over a week ago I blogged about what was being touted as the first ever black metal porn film.

Turns out that there’s a whole other black metal porn film called Club Satan: The Witches Sabbath which is due to be released on March 21. The movie is from Extreme Associates so it has far more money behind it than Phallusifer, and features it’s own selection of black metal bands including the amusingly-named Fuck Emos. The publicity stills feature a blood-spattered woman and the actors doing a number of naughty things with crucifixes.

Apparently actors Kyle Stone and Rick Masters refused to perform the film’s final scene, which involved ejaculating onto a ceramic statue of Jesus.

But according to Blabbermouth, there’s a new controversy: the director of Club Satan says that the creators of Phallusifer are trying to ride on the coat-tails of their film.

‘Phallusifer’ is the same porn that is produced by kids not willing to put their names on it… since when did black metallers have such fear in their hearts? Not having the balls to add your own name to your art is a total pussy move and a great reason to be skeptical. Even worse, the lack of effort put into ‘Phallusifer’ is obvious; their production quality is zero. That ‘Spinal Tap’ version of my film is an embarrassment to the true Satanic warriors who are dedicated to giving their fans the BEST BLASPHEMOUS PORN!

Yep, the pornographers are trying to out-blaspheme each other.

The fans still aren’t amused. The comments are overwhelmingly sarcastic or negative:

It’s always the pussy isn’t it, that makes grown men act like 13 year old hot topic metal poseurs.

The saga continues…

Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex at 6:18 PM PDT

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So, last week a guy suffered second-degree burns because he decided to imitate a Jackass stunt and set his genitals on fire.

Jared Anderson and friend Randall Peterson were extremely drunk when the latter sprayed lighter fluid on Jared’s crotch and lit it. Anderson had volunteered to do the stunt and, according to this article (in which Jared tells his version of events) that wasn’t the plan. They were only going to singe his pubic hair.

This story is different to the official criminal complaint filed by Jared in which he says:

“I never gave anyone permission to light my balls (genitals) on fire. He was spraying me and I was on my way to the shower and he was making me jump and I went up in flames. Yeah, he was trying to harm me.”

In any case, this story got me looking for other examples of guys setting their genitals on fire.

There was the well-publicised case in 2000 of Thomas Hendry, the New Zealand guy who won a pub dare contest (”How Far Will You Go?”) by stapling his penis to a crucifix and setting it alight. The incident was broadcast on TV and caused a kerfuffle with the censors due to its graphic nature.

There was the Australian bloke who (again imitating Jackass) decided to put a firecracker between the cheeks of his bum and lit it. He suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genitals for his effort.

A British man did pretty much the same thing on Guy Fawkes day in 2006.

And then there’s this video of a dumb kid who decides it might be a good idea to hold a lit firework to his crotch:

I also found this completely unexplained video of a guy setting his dick on fire and then squealing a lot while his friends laugh.

And those wacky folks from the Raelians also have a video of a man with his dick on fire. I’m not sure why it’s in the interests of this religion to show flaming penises, but there it is.

There’s no nudity in this Youtube bit of crotch-burning, but it still illustrates the general stupidity required for this stunt.

And this one is just as dumb. I find myself almost hoping these guys will go up in flames and earn themselves a Darwin award.

In fact, the number of examples of guys doing this to themselves is kind of surprising. I mean, dudes. You’re setting your crotch on fire. What else did you think was going to happen?

In a less spectacular story, a scientist burnt his penis with a laptop due to the heat building up as it sat in his lap.

And in celebrity penis-burning, none-other than Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking naked for his wife.

“It was on Valentine’s Day. I was naked in the kitchen and burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening - and my night.”

See, there’s a downside to being the Naked Chef.

The Urban Dictionary informs me that “Greek Fire” is a term for:

A sexual act where a man dips his penis into Grain Alcohol. He then lights his penis on fire and attempts to extinguish it in the colon of a man or woman.

Sounds like another made-up bit of sexual nonsense to me, but worth adding just to make this archive more complete.

OK guys, you can uncross your legs now.

Oh, and I should add the standard disclaimer: Don’t try this at home, folks.

Well… OK then. If you must…

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 8:31 PM PDT

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I just have to link to this because it’s pretty funny.

UK site The Register gleefully reported on the case of a latex-dressed man arrested for bringing a donkey into a hotel room in Ireland. Their source was the paper Galwayfirst which had published the story last week.

The whole thing is best read in its entirety, but here’s a few fabulous snippets.

Thomas Aloysius McCarney, with an address in south Galway, was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage…

She added that Mr McCarney also suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like “Isn’t that right, Donkey?”

So, the whole thing was a hoax, and Galwayfirst are laughing hardest, still surprised at the huge amount of traffic that crashed their website. More than one million visitors clicked on the story, which had appeared in the paper’s regular satirical pages.

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 7:36 PM PDT

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Check out this very amusing article in the Guardian about fish and sex.

It lists numerous other interesting facts about fish, porn and sex such as:

Scientists at Fribourg university in Switzerland have discovered that sticklebacks ejaculate more sperm if first stimulated by a “soft porn” film showing flirting fish…

Here’s another article from 2003 about this kind of fish-on-fish porn.

The Guardian article led me to this page which talks about “fish erotica.” It’s big on future plans but short on content, unfortunately.

Meanwhile, this page promises “fish porn” and sure, the fish are naked, but it’s more about fishing than actual sex.

Seems that actual fish porn is pretty thin on the ground. Given the porn industry’s determination to come up with increasingly extreme sex acts, I think it won’t be long until we see “Sleeps With The Fishes” 6 on the DVD rack.

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 9:20 PM PDT

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I’ve added two new categories to Quirky Sex Links: Gay Hardcore and Gay Solo.

Gay porn is actually so varied it was hard to narrow it down to those two choices, but I don’t have time to expand the categories beyond that. So it will have to do.

In the process I’ve found a couple of gay sites that, as a straight woman, I wouldn’t mind joining. One is Fratmen.tv, which has so many good looking guys, it’s incredible.

The other is UK Naked Men, which just looks a million dollars. One of the first things that stood out about this site is the “Wedding Video”. Yep, it features two guys getting married and celebrating their honeymoon. I don’t think I’ve seen that on any other site… and it’s just so cool.

Posted by quirky as Good Porn at 8:36 PM PDT

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A new movie called Phallusifer: The Immoral Code is claiming to be the world’s first black metal porn film. The makers of the film claim that it’s:

“Something never done before: Hardcore porn with hints of S&M and Satanic imagery starring the Harlot Queen as herself and a frontman of a known black metal band whose identity will remain anonymous, and the soundtrack is mainly comprised of decadent black metal music.”

The movie features numerous European black metal bands with suitably scary names - Necrodaemon, Kill and Thus Defiled.

If you’re not even sure what black metal is, check out the Wikipedia entry. It’s a very extreme form of heavy metal with plenty of Satanism, screamy voices and distorted guitars. It’s like death metal but a little less cheerful.

There is a question, though, as to whether black metal fans will actually like the film. The announcement on Blabbermouth.net was greeted with a plethora of negative comments along the lines of :

I would rather be circumcized with a rusty razor than to watch this sure-to-be piece of garbage.

The makers of the film then released a statement condemning Blabbermouth and the “nerdish comments” posted.

Most of the bashers here already checked out the site got a nice evil grin. You love this film deep inside and you know it. The traffic to the site is insanely high and we cannot keep up with DVD orders.

Back in the day I liked the odd spot of metal, although I never got into the thrashy, deathy stuff. I do like the idea of porn mixed with metal, especially as most porn music is electronica or dance at the moment.

There’s screencaps and a movie trailer at the Karnal Film official site. They’ve also got a Myspace page.

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 5:49 PM PST

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A Swiss man has been charged with fraud after he successfully conned a newspaper into carrying a 2 page ad featuring a photo of him half-naked.

The man claimed he was from Gucci’s advertising arm and placed the ad copy on deadline. He asked that the paper charge the US$50,000 to the company.

I have to say, I’m impressed. That’s a pretty cool thing to do. And I’m sure Gucci can’t be too upset because the news story has gone around the world, providing with far more than $50 grand worth of free advertising.

The guy himself isn’t a bad looking guy. Interesting face. Perhaps this is his big break in modelling. Once he serves his time.

Pic found on the Adfreak blog.

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 9:42 PM PST

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OK, so this has nothing to do with sex, but I can’t help but post about it. Because it may well be the headline of the year:

Beer drinking duck understands Chinese.

“He understands every instruction I give him, such as to tumble or to fly. But when he’s tired he turns his back on me,” says Cao.

He feeds Yaya on peanuts mainly, but says he also enjoys shrimp and other sea food as snacks - with a beer.

Actually, I may have to subtract points for mis-stating things. It’s a Chinese duck owned by a Chinese guy, so of course it understands Chinese. That headline had me thinking it was a multi-lingual beer-drinking duck, one that speaks Duck, English and Chinese. I guess they’re a lot harder to come by.

Mmmm, beer.

Posted by quirky as News Stories at 5:36 PM PST

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