Those busy people at Durex like doing sex surveys. They’re at it all the time, asking people all sorts of crazy questions about their sex lives.

This time they went around asking men what they’d be prepared to trade in exchange for lifetime of chastity.

Turns out men would give up sex for the following:
33% would put their todger in mothballs for 1 million pounds
9% would put percy into retirement if they never had to work again
3% would hand in their shagger’s license if it meant their football team won the treble
1% would say sayonara to sex for a lifetime supply of alcohol
1% would go celibate in exchange for one night with their favourite celebrity.

And apparently, if given the choice, more men would sleep with David Beckham than his anorexic wife, Victoria (Posh Spice).

Can’t say I blame them.

Source: The Sun

Posted by quirky in News Stories, Quirky Sex