Looks like fun, doesn’t it?
There’s a whole bunch of these terribly amusing drawings on this page:Sex in space positions.
The site, Sex Tutor, also features these helpful cartoon galleries:
Airplane sex positions
Soccer sex positions
It’s even got this rather interesting male masturbation tip:
Take a Playtex vinyl glove, fill it with spackle [which has a gooey consistency]. Insert a small piece of rubber eraser inside the middle finger. Then invert the middle finger and tie the opening of the glove, together with the tip of the middle finger. Use some KY Jelly or Vaseline for lube and you’re set. Heat up slightly in microwave. Be careful not to burn yourself; spackle retains heat for a long time. The glove creates suction. You can also wrap center section of glove with ace bandage to increase sensation.
Sounds a bit scary, actually.
Link via Scanner.
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Those busy people at Durex like doing sex surveys. They’re at it all the time, asking people all sorts of crazy questions about their sex lives.
This time they went around asking men what they’d be prepared to trade in exchange for lifetime of chastity.
Turns out men would give up sex for the following:
33% would put their todger in mothballs for 1 million pounds
9% would put percy into retirement if they never had to work again
3% would hand in their shagger’s license if it meant their football team won the treble
1% would say sayonara to sex for a lifetime supply of alcohol
1% would go celibate in exchange for one night with their favourite celebrity.
And apparently, if given the choice, more men would sleep with David Beckham than his anorexic wife, Victoria (Posh Spice).
Can’t say I blame them.
Source: The Sun
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 5:53 PM PST
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Yeah, it’s not a bad headline, but all the best ones are already taken:
Erect iguana faces penis trauma.
An iguana called Mozart, who has had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago, may have to have his penis cut off if his condition does not subside.
But, even if amputation is necessary, the future is not entirely bleak – the lizards have two penises.
You learn something every day.
More headlines:
Never give an iguana viagra
Iguana’s stubborn erection to get the chop
Mozart the iguana may lose one of his penises
Meanwhile, in other thrilling iguana news:
Fire rips through family home, sparing family’s iguana
The image above is from this fascinating site about reptile sexuality. The purple thing that I’ve circled is the iguana’s penis, or “hemipene.”
See, you DO learn something every day.
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 6:30 PM PST
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That’s the lesson to be learned from the story of a Romanian doctor who, in a fit of rage and stress, chopped off his patient’s penis and cut it into tiny pieces.
The doctor was performing surgery for a testicular malformation when he went crazy with the scalpel, losing his temper because he had accidentally cut the man’s urinary tract.
The poor man on the receiving end is to received 100,000 pounds in damages.
“It is hard for a man who wants to have sex, yet lacks the organ,” he said. “My wife is the best thing I have.”
Posted by quirky as News Stories at 5:41 PM PST
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Sounds like a fabulous movie title, doesn’t it?
Apparently Chinese zoo authorities have put Chuang Chuang the panda on a diet because he is too fat to have sex successfully.
“Chuang Chuang is gaining weight too fast and we found Lin Hui is no longer comfortable with having sex with him,” they said.
These are the two pandas who were previously showed “panda porn” to try and get them in the mood. Maybe their star signs aren’t quite right?
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 5:38 PM PST
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This gorgeous chick has a really beautiful pair of natural boobs. They’re nice and soft, with a sexy sag to them.
Pic is from this Infocus Girls gallery.
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Apparently there’s a sales bonanza going on in Bulgaria right now for Boza. The sweet alcoholic drink is supposed to increase the size of a woman’s breasts and men have been buying it up since the EU removed customs duties on the drink.
The millet-ale called Boza which is made from fermented wheat flour and yeast is being snapped up by bar owners, shopkeepers and shoppers from across Europe.
They are said to be keen for their wives and girlfriends to benefit from its reported ability to make women’s breasts grow.
Constantin Barbu crossed the Danube from Romania to buy Boza in the Bulgarian border town of Ruse.
He said: “I’ve bought a case for my wife to try out. I really hope I see an improvement.”
Wikipedia has more information on the unusual drink here. It’s not really beer, and doesn’t have a high alcohol content.
Report via Ananova.
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 4:03 PM PST
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It may be fair to say that this news story is not entirely trustworthy (it originated on a Hollywood gossip site), but it gives good blog so I’m going with it.
Daily India reports that Ewan McGregor and the makers of the Beatrix Potter biopic experimented with creating an animation of his penis.
McGregor also revealed that bosses had tried animating his penis and putting Peter Rabbit’s face on it, but in the end had given up the idea because it was not “tasteful enough”.
“They tried animating it: putting Peter Rabbit’s face on it and making it speak to Beatrix, but they didn’t think it was tasteful enough in the end,” he said.
Ewan also wanted to get nude in the film but they wouldn’t let him. Apprently the movie bosses said “Its nice Ewan, but we don’t think it quite works with this movie.”
Lovely pic of Ewan in a kilt is from this site.
Posted by quirky as Celebrities, News Stories, Quirky Sex at 9:03 AM PST
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Nice pic, this one. I like the way they’re smiling.
The photo is from this Sapphic Erotica gallery.
Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics at 5:32 PM PST
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Well fellas, the manual examination for prostate cancer was bad enough (”bend over and cough”) but now it seems the treatment is kind of depressing as well.
Combination treatments of hormone therapy and radiation may result in penis shrinkage, reports the Journal of Urology. There’s also a possibility of erectile dysfunction.
Wikipedia tells me prostate cancer is the second most common type of cancer for men in the US, apart from lung cancer. And it’s causes are mostly unknown.
Perhaps the good news is that prostate cancer is very rare in men under 45. The other good news is that:
More frequent ejaculation also may decrease a man’s risk of prostate cancer. One study showed that men who ejaculated five times a week in their 20s had a decreased rate of prostate cancer…
That’s right folks, regular masturbation (and, dare I say porn use) is good for you. So go to it, man!
Posted by quirky as News Stories at 5:23 PM PST
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Either it’s high art, or something very, very scary.
Giant boobs made from clay.
Link via Sexblo.gs
Posted by quirky as Pics, Quirky Sex at 5:04 PM PST
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Canada.com has this amusing piece about various celebrity genitals showing up in the news.
Aside from the rather amusing revelation that Judi Dench thinks new 007 Daniel Craig has “an absolute monster” of a penis, the piece looks at:
* Britney Spear’s twat flash
* Tim Burton’s “black and white stripy” member
* Photos of Charlie Sheen’s erect penis
* Lindsay Lohan’s “firecrotch”
* Dustin Diamond’s “tree penis”
* Borat and Pamela Anderson’s “vagine”
* Donald Trump’s “long and beautiful” parts
Posted by quirky as Celebrities, News Stories, Quirky Sex at 10:52 AM PST
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During my Google News search for the word “fuck” yesterday I encountered this blog post which looks at which Hollywood movies most use the word “fuck.” It offers a comprehensive list, culled from the larger one at Wikipedia (which even has “fuck per minute” graphs - how cool is that?)
The winner is a documentary called, unsurprisingly, Fuck, which uses the word over 800 times in 90 minutes.
Interestingly, Pulp Fiction is not that high on the list, although the /film blog does point out that Quentin Tarantino films do feature heavily.
I found myself looking for Beverly Hills Cop on that list, and it’s not there. I feel kind of disappointed. My thoughts immediately turned to that movie because, in my childhood, that film was declared completely off limits by my father due to the amount of swearing.
“That Eddie Murphy, he’s got a foul mouth!” my Dad declared, and that was it. I didn’t see Beverly Hills Cop until I was about 16, and I think even then it was probably the expurgated TV version.
And here I look and it doesn’t even make the list!
Shiiiiiiiiiiit, as Eddie Murphy would say.
Actually, I note that his stand up film Raw does make it in at number 29, with a “fuck count” of 223 - that’s 2.48 times a minute. So I guess that’s something.
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The Sydney Morning Herald reports that MPs in the UK have been given permission to say the word “shit” in the House of Commons, but only under certain circumstances. Apparently you can use “shit” as a noun, but not an adjective.
Thus, one can say:
“I move that we work harder to make sure our sewerage systems don’t get clogged up with shit, Your Majesty.”
But one can’t say:
“Damn, Your Majesty, you are looking shit hot in that crown today!”
Interestingly, I went to Google news to try and find more information about this story, and - perhaps naievely - typed in the word “shit”.
The search reveals a lot about the changing nature of media and what is considered to be “news”. Also a lot about what sort of trashy sites get listed in Google News.
I was treated to stories with headlines like “I almost shit my pants! I almost shit my pants!” and “This Merchandise is Shit.” Even something as professional-sounding as The Seattle Weekly offered “Does a bear shit in the woods?”
Go on, try the search yourself and see what comes up.
Most of the results are from blogs or comments sections, but you do occasionally get a mainstream media outlet letting the word slip here and there.
Naturally - as with all things swearing - I had to try some other words. So, check out the Google News searches for:
Fuck
Cunt
Asshole (and arsehole too).
Definitely some fun words to put on the watch list.
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 6:34 PM PST
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OK, OK, I know. This blog has been deader than a er… deadlock for the past few weeks. I’m sorry. I really am. No, I mean it.
Problem is, I’ve been away a lot visiting relatives, going to weddings, and then there was Christmas with all it’s subsequent overeating, hangovers and liver damage, but that’s over now. I’m here. I’m back. And I’m psyched and ready to start blogging about weird sex stuff again. So here goes…
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