Quirky Sex Blog is taking a break for a few weeks.
In the meantime, here’s a bit of smut from Hegre Art for you to enjoy. Pics will change daily.
November 11th, 2006
Off On Holiday + Hot Pics
Toothbrush Swallowing and Bum Crackers
Two very quirky stories:
A teenage girl needed surgery after swallowing her toothbrush. She originally told doctors she fell but it emerged that she’d actually been practising deep throat blowjob moves that she saw in a porno.
Meanwhile, a soldier is being treated in hospital after he decided it would be a good idea to let off a firework while holding it between his bum cheeks.
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 4:01 PM UTC
November 10th, 2006
Custom Condoms
A Russian doctor is making a fortune by creating custom-made condoms for happy patients.
Ananova reports that the urologist decided to help people who complained that ordinary condoms didn’t fit them properly.
He said: “Lots of people come to me asking for my designer condoms. They want something that is not only the perfect size for them but also a bit individual.
“People ask for condoms with bears drawn on them, or Mickey Mouse on them, or elephants.
“Some patriotic people ask for them with Kalashnikov guns drawn on them while there are others who want something romantic like Venetian gondolas. We do it all for them.”
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 4:49 PM UTC
November 8th, 2006
Girl-Girl Porn Movies
This pic is from a movie gallery showing two very nice looking women having sex with each other.
The clips are from Sapphic Erotica. This site features over 139 hours of girl-girl porn movies, plus thousands of exclusive photos. The emphasis is on pretty girls have realistic lesbian sex, as lovers do.
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November 6th, 2006
Naked Man With Concealed Weapon
A naked man was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon.
The guy had called attention to himself by getting nude, lying on a tree stump and masturbating, which - understandably - upset the neighbours. Then it all got a bit weird.
Before putting Sheehan in the back of his car, Sgt. Paul Keith asked him if he had anything on him that police should know about.
Sheehan replied that he had hidden a screwdriver in his anal cavity, Horgan said.
Unsure about what to do, police called for a fire engine.
A fire engine??? Why???
Firefighters quickly decided that an emergency room would be better equipped to deal with the situation.
Sheehan interceded before an ambulance was called.
“When he heard what they were talking about, he said, ‘Hey, don’t worry about it. I can do it,’” said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
Mindful that a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape could be used as a weapon, officers kept their weapons trained on the 33-year-old.
Sheehan went quietly afterward, without explanation.
Bravo Detect Cpl Don Horgan. I wonder where he learned that particular skill.
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 9:56 PM UTC
November 4th, 2006
Hello, Wondercup
Feel the urge to lift, separate and extend? Worried that your package doesn’t look big enough in those undies?
Time to rush out and purchase the Wonderjock, the male equivalent of the Wonderbra.
Swimwear and underwear makers aussieBum have created a new and exciting technology called the Wondercup which makes a man’s cock look bigger in his jocks.
The Sydney Morning Herald reports that over 50,000 pairs have already been sold.
“It basically lifts, separates and extends,” said aussieBum founder Sean Ashby.
“This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent.”
The underwear features a ‘wondercup’, a pouch used to “separate and stop squashing”.
I’m not sure why these guys have decided to call it the “Patriot” brief. They’re an Australian company but they’re using a lot of American iconography to promote this. Does patriotism include having a larger cock? Or are we trying to suggest there’s a Patriot missile in one’s pants?
Perhaps they’re implying that the current definition of “patriotism” includes pretending you’ve got a bigger dick than you really do.
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 12:00 PM UTC
November 2nd, 2006
Naked Pumpkin Run
I’m pleased to hear of some Americans putting Halloween to good use, using it as an excuse for mass public streaking.
On Halloween night, over 100 upstanding citizens of Boulder, Colorado, put carved pumpkins on their heads and ran around naked in public.
It was the eight annual Naked Pumpkin Run. What started as a drunken streak by two students in 1999 has turned into a major event, one that has made the front page of the Rocky Mountain News. Runners now get nude in Boulder, Seattle and Chicago, braving cold weather for the sake of a few giggles.
A few quotes from the article:
“With the pumpkin on the head, it’s anonymous. What could be more gratifying than running around naked?”
“It’s hilarious. I mean, are you kidding? A pumpkin on my head and run around naked. A friend was telling me he may not do it because it was too cold. I said, ‘You might regret it tonight, but you won’t regret it tomorrow.’ “
According to the official website, spectators are only allowed to watch if they wear a pumpkin on their head, and nobody is forced to do the run, especially as they may be arrested. Of course, that all depends on some prude being offended, which doesn’t seem to happen.
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Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 3:37 PM UTC