In July, Japan won their first ever World Air Guitar Championship.
Now, a Japanese magazine has featured an article on a new fad: air sex.
Yep, air sex performers simulate having sex with a partner - except they’re alone and they’re doing it in front of an audience.
“Air sex was originally invented by guys who couldn’t get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex,” J-Taro Sugisaku, the self-professed creator of air sex, said.
Uh-huh.
Commentators say air sex is a dangerous activity because it quickly reveals any sexual inadequacies. “I’ve seen guys who put on air sex shows that clearly display they’re still virgins,” said J-Taro.
The current reigned world champion of air sex is someone called Cobra.
“On the day that I reached the top, the day I became world champion, I was thinking of my girlfriend. No, my ex-girlfriend. She’d just dumped me two days before the contest.”
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 6:14 AM UTC