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October 31st, 2006

Barely Evil on Halloween

Gorgeous pic from Barely Evil
Happy Halloween!

Isn’t this just the most luscious photo? It’s from Barely Evil, a goth site where it’s Halloween every day. The photographers are recognised artists who put heart and soul into what they do, and - as you can see - the results are magnificent.

More hot pics of the same beautiful woman here.

Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics at 5:55 PM UTC

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October 30th, 2006

Halloween Porn 3

Sammy Smack in her halloween outfit
This is the gorgeous Sammy Smack getting playful in her Halloween outfit - a pirate costume.

There’s more pics of her in the costume here (as well as some hardcore action).

You can also check out Jen in her gorgeous black bat costume. The gallery is called “When Bats Attack.”

Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics at 10:15 AM UTC

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October 29th, 2006

Men Spend 6 Months Perving At Women

A perhaps less-than-scientific survey commissioned by an eyewear company has found that British men spend 6 months of their entire life simply ogling women. Ananova reports that men spend a great deal of time each day checking out the talent.

Researchers claim men will target eight different girls every day and spend two minutes eyeing up each one.

The first thing the average bloke will look at is the breasts before working down to the bottom and then the legs.

Apparently women only spend one month looking at men, but I’m not so sure that’s accurate.

The perving blokes in question say they don’t feel ashamed of looking at women.

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 9:45 AM UTC

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Halloween Porn 2

Only Tease Halloween Porn
This is Naomi from Only Tease, showing off her sexy Devil Halloween costume. I like the horns.

Only Tease offers classic glamour porn with lots of suspenders, lingerie and beautiful women.

You’ll find more pics of Naomi in (and out of) her costume in this gallery.

Also, check out Sadie in her witch costume and Pretty Brooke getting into the spirit.

Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics at 9:06 AM UTC

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October 28th, 2006

23 Girls Fight Over Handsome Boy

It’s like the stuff of male teenage fantasies.

Ananova reports that police were called to a Bulgarian playground after 23 schoolgirls met there to fight over who would get the handsome boy.

The girls, aged between 15 and 18, used brass knuckles, chains and beer bottles to fight over the lad whose name was not revealed.

Several girls suffered minor injuries and dozens of passers-by reportedly witnessed the incident.

The story doesn’t report whether the boy was actually interested in any of the 23 contenders. It also didn’t say who won the fight. Perhaps after an all-in brawl involving knuckle dusters and broken bottles, he might only be interested in the winner.

And this boy must be pretty damned good looking to invoke so much violence from 23 admirers. Hollywood agents need to wing their way to Bulgaria immediately and hunt down this new Brad Pitt.

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 9:48 AM UTC

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Flying Bra Causes Road Accident

17 year old Emma Davis decided it would be funny to attach her red bra to the radio antenna on her friend’s car.

Unfortunately they both were hurtling down a major Ohio freeway at the time.

The bra came loose and flew into the air, landing on the windshield of the man travelling in his car behind them.

Said guy swerved to avoid the flying underwear and ended up rolling his car into a ditch, suffering several major injuries.

Emma has been charged with littering.

No word on how the bra is doing.

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 9:27 AM UTC

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Halloween Porn

Trixie in her halloween panties
Trixie gets into the Halloween spirit with her cute bat panties.

Full gallery is here.

Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics at 9:05 AM UTC

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October 25th, 2006

Horniest Beetles Have The Smallest Balls

Scientists studying dung beetles have made an interesting discovery. They found that males with the biggest horns often have tiny testicles.

Dung beetles grow large single horns on their heads in order to attract females and fight off other males. Researchers found that beetles who invest energy in a bigger horn tend to lose out in other areas, the gonads being the main area. This may effect a beetle’s chances of reproduction; he may get the girls with the flashy headgear, but his sperm may not swim so well once he gets to have sex.

New Scientist has all the details.

Naturally this story invites all sorts of jokes about flashy sportscars, expensive suits and inverse proportions. But we won’t go there.

Instead, we’ll ponder the idea of how one goes about measuring the testicles on a dung beetle. Is a very small pair of calipers involved?

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 10:06 PM UTC

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October 23rd, 2006

Genital Piercing Entanglements

An ampallang genital piercing - a stud through the head of the penisSounds like some alternative goth band, doesn’t it?

The Sun Times has featured an article discussing the idea of two lovers getting stuck together via their body jewelry.

An episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” features two people who come into the emergency department, needing assistance because their genital piercings are tangled together.

“I can’t say it’s never happened, but it would be incredibly unlikely,” said James Weber, medical liaison for the professional piercers association. “Genital piercings are not designed to catch easily.”

Reading this news item, one starts to imagine all the different combinations for becoming sexually entangled:

* Prince Albert tangled with tongue stud
* Clitoral hoop tangled with foreskin stud
* Labia rings hooked up with belly button stud
* Earring looped around tongue stud
* Nose stud hooked into hafada (scrotum) piercing
* Ampallang (glans piercing) bar tangled with nipple ring
* Nasal ring (with ear chain) tangled with guiche (perinium) piercing

The mind boggles!

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 9:35 PM UTC

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October 19th, 2006

Man Nails Testicles To The Roof

Now, that’s the kind of headline we live for at Quirky Sex.

The Register reports that an Austrian roofer slipped while using a compressed air nail gun and accidentally attached his balls to the roof. He was unable to remove the four-inch nail from his dangly bits and had to reply on emergency services for help.

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 9:49 PM UTC

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October 18th, 2006

Sexy Pic of Gorgeous Girl in the Shower

Sexy girl in the shower
I really like the artistic element to this sexy photo of a beautiful girl in the shower.

The full gallery of photos is here. This girl has amazing pale blue eyes.

The pics are from ATK Premium, a quality glamour site that really respects the models - and the members. It’s amazing the number of times this site has received top marks from reviewers.

Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics at 10:13 PM UTC

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October 17th, 2006

Bigger Dicks By The Year 3000

The Sun reports that evolutionist Oliver Curry has predicted that men will have larger penises and women will have firmer breasts in the year 3000.

Curry works for Darwin@LSE, a think-tank that focuses on evolutionary theory. He made his predictions for a television show. He believes that humans will hit their evolutionary peak in 3000, with sexual selection creating a more beautiful, delicate version of humanity.

“People of the year 3000 will have reached the peak of human enhancement, leading the longest, healthiest and most accomplished lives in the entire history of the human race.

“Through turbo-charged cosmetic surgery techniques and genetic engineering, we will try to fit in with what the opposite sex finds attractive.”

As a result men are expected to exhibit symmetrical facial features, athleticism and the classic signs of testosterone such as a square jaw, deeper voice and larger manhood.

Women will have smooth hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair and symmetrical features.

Over the course of 100,000 years, he sees humanity splitting into two separate races - a genetic elite, and a “goblin-like” short dopey lot.

I can’t help but wonder if the human race will even manage to survive to 2100 at the rate we’re going.

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 10:04 PM UTC

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Sugasm #50

I only just made it into the Sugasm - my entry originally went into the spam folder! Oh woe is me! Thankfully I got in at the last second.

We’re celebrating a milestone this week. Thanks to all of our sexy writers we’ve made it to our 50th Sugasm. Congratulations!

The best of the sex blogs this week by the bloggers who blog them. Spotlighting the top 3 posts voted by Sugasmer participants. Want in Sugasm #51? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Dear Diary - Part One (http://wetbeyondbelief.blogspot.com)
The Lure of Darkness (http://www.easilyaroused.co.uk)

Flash (http://gentlygently.blogspot.com)

Mr. Sugasm Himself
50 Simultaneous Bloggasm’s… (http://sugarbank.com)

Editors’ Choice
Let go, just let go (http://sugarbutch.blogspot.com)

More Sugasm

Join the Sugasm

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Sex News and Sexy Reviews
Anastasia Probes the Pornos of Michael Ninn (http://blog.johnqafterhours.com)
Doc Johnson Dick Rambone Cock (http://www.orgasmarmy.com)
Free whores of warcraft video (http://sultry.naughtyblog.net)

How to invent a sex toy - week 4 (http://sextoysinsider.com)
The Secret Porn History of Mahna Mahna (http://www.quirkysex.com/blog)

NSFW Pics
Cum Shot HNT (http://stilettodiaries.blogspot.com)
Crazy Bitch HNT!!! (http://texasspitfire.blogspot.com)

Half-Nekkid Hottie (http://www.tarasnaughtyshop.com)
HNT 31 - Are You Paying Me For Sex Edition? (http://everythingoze.blogspot.com)
Lingerie Battle (http://myhotbox.blogspot.com)
Nora Marlo Nude (http://eroticandy.blogspot.com)
Pornstar Legends (http://www.internetisforporn.com)

Thick booty with a wedgie (http://phatbootysolos.ilovejulienight.com)
Valia - Vision (http://hotboxbabe.thumblogger.com)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover (http://saphirsatya.blogspot.com)
The “backdoor”, I went in. (http://wanklog.blogspot.com)

Big Dicks (http://www.model-chat.com)
Celebrity Sex Tapes (http://www.teen-porn-site.com)
Cock size & male ego size… a balancing act? (http://faltenin.blogspot.com)
Cocktoberfest - Day 9 (http://shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)

From Working The Fields To Working The Streets (http://virtual-sex-tourist.com/index.php)
The Girl Inside the Steff (http://smutandsteff.com)
Longing for a Woman’s Touch Part II (http://www.taratainton.com)
The next best thing to hotel sex… (http://hard-and-fast.blogspot.com)

Of fluffers and cake frosting (http://www.jessicagoldharalson.com)
Perfect Porn Part (http://alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com
Sexual Thoughts–I’m “Coping!” (http://totalsensuality.blogspot.com)
Somebody not too bright but sweet and kind… (http://lumpesse.com)

Wrap Around (http://www.seskuality.com)
You Say Pain, They Say Play (http://cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)

BDSM and Fetish
Are you sure? (http://www.blog.sex-mad-witch.com)
Boris called me this morning (http://thediaryofanenglishrose.blogspot.com)

Darth Vader spanking (http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
How does that ass feel after Me raping you??? (http://www.caramelvixen.com)
I Need A Spanking! (http://accidentalmistress.blogspot.com)
The Importance of Correct Attire (http://adelehaze.com)
Knots (http://ourdreaming.blogspot.com)

Mecca-Streisand of Traffic (http://spankingkatiespades.blogspot.com)
My Tiny Dick Poll Question (http://www.spoiledebonyprincess.com)
Next day (http://bratmaster.blogspot.com)
Nothing Says Innocence Like…… (http://aliceinawonderbra.blogspot.com)

Sex Work

L.A. Trip Part 2- Mismatched Whores (http://radicalvixen.com/blog)
Stimulating me…..the right way (http://www.justcalllauren.com)
A Whore By Any Other Name … (http://lipstickexplosion.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Actually wanking outside (http://orgasmcurious.blogspot.com)

Almost in real time… (http://dontwakethekids.blogspot.com)
Beachside encounter (http://skyoto.blogspot.com/)
The Beauty of the Beast (http://principles-of-lust.blogspot.com)
Birthday Gift (http://confessions112.blogspot.com)
Claiming A Friend’s Pussy (http://dirtydetails.blogspot.com)

Cowboy Cocksucker (http://theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
Desperate (http://pick-up-pieces.blogspot.com)
Goose Bumps (http://masterenigma.blogspot.com)
Home cooking, part 1 (http://erotischism.blogspot.com)
Island Love (http://mandyseroticlife.blogspot.com)

Mr Henry is a voyeur (http://junohenry.wordpress.com)
My First Taste (http://talktovanessa.com)
Nature Hike (http://wantonyou.blogspot.com)
Sugar Stick (http://makemycopcome.blogspot.com)
There’s Something About Tristan (and Dana) (http://lustylady.blogspot.com)

Who I Wished It Was (http://nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

Playful Valia on the beach courtesy of Hot Box Babes.

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October 12th, 2006

Quirky and Bizarre Porn

This Real Doll looks a lot like Paris HiltonI spent absolutely ages creating my Quirky and Bizarre category at Quirky Sex Links. I figured that, since this site is about quirky sex, I should have a nice big selection of very strange porn sites.

And my goodness, there’s some weird stuff out there.

Like Real Doll Sex. These people shoot all sorts of sexual scenarios - girl-girl, threesomes, orgies, straight sex - but they insist that the real doll be in all of them. The most disturbing aspect of this whole enterprise is just how much the doll looks like Paris Hilton.

There’s also the strange cosplay fun of Galactic Girls - chicks in silver spandex getting it on with latex aliens equipped with giant green penises. There’s plenty of anal probing going on but no-ones sure if it’s the Worst. Episode. Ever.

I even found a site called HypnoGirls. There’s actually a lot of guys who have this fantasy of hypnotising a woman and seeing her in an unihibited sexual state. At first I wasn’t sure about the consensuality of the whole thing, but the site clearly says the women are willingly hypnotised so I decided it was OK.

There’s definitely no accounting for people’s sexuality. Kinky is eternal.

Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics, Quirky Sex at 3:37 PM UTC

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October 10th, 2006

Female Orgasms

Female orgasms are rare in pornI’ve created a new category in the linklist - Female Orgasms.

I’m rather proud that I have this category. I’m sure the majority of porn link directories won’t have it. Sure, there might be a “Squirting” category, but I wanted to have a page that was broader, more inclusive and also more positive.

For too long, porn has only been about the male orgasm. That is the ultimate point of many sex scenes because it’s assumed that the viewer is always male and that’s how sex should end.

Female orgasms have been given short shrift in porn for a number of reasons. The women in porn are fantasy objects, so their pleasure isn’t really the main priority.

There’s also the whole obsession with depicting pleasure visually. This is why the cumshot is so important - it proves the guy had an orgasm. Until recently porn producers couldn’t work out how to conclusively show that a woman came, so often they just didn’t bother with it at all.

The popularity of “squirting” or female ejaculation has come about because it gives pornographers a way to “prove” she came. Whether the copious quantities of fluid gushing everywhere is necessarily the real thing doesn’t matter… it looks like she had an orgasm, so everyone’s happy.

As a woman I wanted to make a female orgasm category because it’s more inclusive. Not every woman squirts, fabulous as it may be, and I really hope young women aren’t getting the idea that everyone does it or that it’s something that they should be doing.

Also, there are some sites out there that are simply about female orgasms, wet sheets or not. One of the more interesting versions of this is The Female Orgasm. These guys are genuinely curious about all things orgasmic, and are eager to show contractions. They want proof, alright, but they want quivering, not gushing.

Interesting idea.

A while ago I made a freesite called Female Orgasm Photos. The pic in this post is from that collection.

Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics, Ramblings at 5:33 PM UTC

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October 9th, 2006

A Rectal Cure For Hiccups

Thanks to the ever-fabulous Ignoble Awards, I now know about a piece of strange research into curing intracable recurring hiccups.

A finger up the bum.

The winner of the Ignoble Award for medicine was the author of a paper called ‘Termination of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage.”

A 60-year-old man with acute pancreatitis developed persistent hiccups after insertion of a nasogastric tube. Removal of the latter did not terminate the hiccups which had also been treated with different drugs, and several manoeuvres were attempted, but with no success. Digital rectal massage was then performed resulting in abrupt cessation of the hiccups. Recurrence of the hiccups occurred several hours later, and again, they were terminated immediately with digital rectal massage.

The “abrupt cessation” part had me wondering if said 60 year old knew the finger was coming. Was this, in fact, the ultimate evidence that giving people a sudden scare is the cure for hiccups? Was the finger cold, perhaps?

The other lesson we can learn from this is that, should you have the hiccups and someone suggests a new cure that’s not a drink of water, just say no.

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 5:00 PM UTC

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October 6th, 2006

More Weird Sex Products

I had fun doing the last post about weird sex products so I thought I’d do another one.

Ex Husband Voodoo Doll
Ex Husband Voodoo Doll
“Stick the pin into the activity that you want your ex-husband to do, and instantly he will stop acting like an ass and behave properly.” Sounds like possible false advertising to me, but there’s still a lot of potential for anger management here. The doll is labelled with activities like “Stop lying about your affairs” and “Give me more money.”

X-rated laser pointer
X Rated Laser Pointer
Ever been annoyed by someone with one of those red laser things in a movie theatre or on a bus? Well, here’s something that’s even worse: the X-rated laser pointer actually creates words out of its yellow laser, and they’re oh-so-witty. Yep, you get the choice of four phrases - “Asshole”, “Nice Pussy”, “Shit Head” and “I Swallow.” (I guess that “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” is a bit too long a phrase for the laser to handle.) Always nice to see a product that exhorts you to “Amuse your friends or piss people off!”

The Penis-shaped gear stick cover
Penis-Shaped Gear Stick Cover

Why does one need a gear stick cover in the first place? But such trivialities aside, if you MUST cover your gear stick, why not use a big purple one shaped like a penis? Then you can enjoy the feeling of a soft-crushed velour cock in your hand as you shift into top gear.

The Penis Phone

The Bona Phone

Yep, it’s a phone that looks like a giant dildo. Because that’s always a good look in the living room. Instead of a ring, the phone moans and sighs in orgasm when a call comes through. It’s the world’s 1st penis phone… which means that maybe people thought of it before and just said no.

Vibrating pretend cucumber
Jolly Vibe Cucumber
Why use cheap, fresh vegetables from the fridge when you can buy fake ones! Of course, your garden variety sex toy from the crisper doesn’t vibrate, and chances are it doesn’t feel as “realistically lifelike” as the rubber Jolly Vibe. There’s always the danger that you may accidentally include it in the salad, of course.

Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex at 10:03 AM UTC

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October 4th, 2006

Beautiful Agony

A face from Beautiful Agony orgasm siteThis shot of a woman in the throes of orgasm is from video number 0187 at Beautiful Agony.

If you haven’t heard of it before, Beautiful Agony is a very different kind of erotic site. It features over 600 videos of people having orgasms, which is a wonderful thing. The twist is that you can only see their faces when they come.

All the videos on the site are submitted by regular people. This is real amateur porn, folks. Most of them masturbate to orgasm, although not all the sex is solo. Not that you’d know, of course, because all you ever really see are people’s heads and shoulders.

You may be surprised that watching people’s orgasmic faces is extremely sexy. There’s a lot of vulnerability involved as well as emotion.

Beautiful Agony is wonderful, sex-positive porn, so I recommend it.

Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics at 1:25 AM UTC

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October 3rd, 2006

Vulva Museum

An exhibit from the Vulva Museum.
The Vulva Museum is a collection of vulva-related art and ancient artefacts which is currently touring around the US. Along with the exhibition of interesting vulva-related items comes a special presentation: “The Politics of Vulvic Symbology.”

The site itself has some interesting titbits (or should that be cuntbits?) of information.

I found out that a Sheela-Na-Gig is an ancient image of a woman pulling her vulva wide open. The symbol often appeared on churches until the Puritans removed them. The Sheela-Na-Gig was thought to be a symbol of protection or fertility.

Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex at 9:26 PM UTC

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October 2nd, 2006

The Secret Porn History of Mahna Mahna

Mahna Manah muppetsAlmost everyone is familiar with the Mahna Mahna song (sometimes written as Ma Na Ma Na).

You know, the nonsense one that goes “Manah manah - do do do do do…” Most of us know it via the crazy-haired hip Muppet who is accompanied by two pink cow-things.

Thanks to this Wikipedia entry, I now know the song’s origin, and I have to say, it’s a bit of a shock.

The song was written in 1968 by Swedish composer Piero Umiliani for an X-rated “shockumentary” film called Svezia, Inferno e Paradiso (Sweden, Hell and Heaven). The film looked at the sex lives of the Swedish and was banned in that country for being too explicit. It featured scenes shot at wife-swapping parties and lesbian nightclubs. The original version of Mahna Mahna was played over a scene featuring lesbian BDSM.

The song has been covered numerous times but was only a hit in 1977 after it appeared on The Muppet Show soundtrack.

A more comprehensive history of the song can be found at this page, run by Peter McLennan.

Seems that Jim Henson may well have known the origins of the song but chose to use it anyway, mainly because he liked it.

Piero Umiliani passed away in 2001, but the original soundtrack has been re-released and is available via Amazon.

Watch the original Muppet Show version at YouTube. And try not to think of lesbian BDSM.

Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 7:30 AM UTC

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