This BBC news item reveals just how much the Chinese love to eat dick.
Penis is a Chinese delicacy which supposedly increases virility if eaten often. The Guolizhuang restaurant in Beijing claims to be the only eatery in China that specialises in animal penis dishes.
On the menu are a wide range of genitals, including dog’s dicks, reindeer penis and bull perineum. Seals, snakes and oxen also get the penis hotpot treatment.
Nestling beside the dog’s penis are its clammy testicles, and beside that a giant salami-shaped object.
“Donkey,” says Nancy. “Good for the skin…”
She guides me round the penis platter.
“Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each.”
I did not know that.
Unfortunately the restaurant also offers tiger’s penis, a product which is illegal and which has helped drive the tiger to near-extinction.
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Controversy at the second Bubble Baba inflatable doll rafting championship in Russia when one of the competitors was caught abusing his equipment, so to speak.
Mosnews reports that the Igor Osipov, the only rafter out of 400 competitors to make it to the finish line, was disqualified after getting a little too intimate with his sex doll.
“I was shocked, I think it was an expression of his great desire to win,†Osipov’s friend said. The jury then noticed Osipov’s strange position and told him to moor. When he came out of the water, gazers saw signs of recent sexual activity on the swimmer’s doll.
The jury found the swimmer guilty of sexual abuse of the apparatus and disqualified him.
Air sex dolls can be used only for swimming, organizers say.
The Bubble Baba tournament invites intrepid thrill seeks to raft down 1200 metres of white water rapids using only an inflatable sex doll for floatation.
The task is made tricky by the fact that the dolls are notoriously difficult to grip when wet.
Organisers hire out the dolls for the event, although the sex of the inflatables is always female. “The men are too expensive, we can’t afford them.” Despite this unfortunate handicap, some women do take part.
Some good pics here.
If you can read Russian, visit the official Bubble Baba website.
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Here’s a photo of two young women enjoying a shower together. One is rather hairy and she’s shaving her armpits and pussy. The pic is from this sexy Sapphic Erotica gallery.
Sapphic Erotica only features twenty-something women, all good looking and eager to get it on. The site has an emphasis on realistic girl-girl sex. There’s lots of pussy licking and girls kissing without all the fake stuff we normally see in porn.
You can find out more about Sapphic Erotica here.
If you’re after hairy or hirsuite porn, try our Hairy category.
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Just trying to think of a slogan for this bizarre one-sided pair of Speedos.
“For the man who likes to defy gravity.”
“For the man who dresses to the right.”
“For the man who’s too hip to use both hips.”
“Put your sticky penis problem to good use…”
“Now with special velcro that attaches directly to the pubic hair!”
“Remember all those times your father threatened that he’d put your ass in a sling? Well, this is close…”
The Vizeo site has plenty of unusual items of male beach wear.
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This is a lovely artistic photo of a beautiful nude woman in the pool.
It’s from a gallery by ATK Premium - a high quality erotica site that focuses on glamour and reality. The tour says you can meet the models - “on their terms.” I like porn sites that treat their models with respect!
Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics at 2:48 AM PDT
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A Chinese man who was the recipient of the world’s first successful penis transplant asked for it to be removed after two weeks.
The Guardian reports that surgeons successfully attached a donor penis after a horrible accident left the man with a 1-inch stump. He was unable to urinate or have sex with the stump, and there were no penis remnants to reattach.
Doctors spent 10 hours grafting a 10cm donor penis onto the man and confirmed that the organ had a rich blood supply and no signs of rejection.
Unfortunately the man asked the penis to be chopped off because of “psychological issues.” Apparently his wife wasn’t so keen on a dead man’s penis on her husband’s groin.
The surgeon who performed the world’s first face transplant wrote about these issues:
“Psychological consequences of hand and face allografts show that it is not so easy to use and see permanently a dead person’s hands, nor is it easy to look in a mirror to see a dead person’s face,” he wrote. “Clearly, in the Chinese case the failure at a very early stage was first psychological. It involved the recipient’s wife and raised many questions.”
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 6:59 AM PDT
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Next time you’re planning on passing a drug test by using a fake penis filled with “clean” urine, don’t microwave it at the convenience store.
That’s the lesson learned by a woman in Pittsburgh after she was convicted of disorderly conduct and may face 90 days in jail. Her male companion was ordered to pay over $400 to replace the store’s microwave.
She and a male friend had planned to get him a job by passing the piss test, and decided they needed warm urine for a truly impressive con job. They wrapped the fake cock in a paper towel to microwave it but the store clerk thought the penis was real and called the police.
Funny how the woman is the one in more trouble here.
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This gorgeous young pair of girls are sharing a passionate kiss.
The pic is from this lovely Sapphic Erotica gallery.
I like Sapphic Erotica’s determination to remain real. The site owner photographs good looking women having realistic girl-girl sex. There’s no long nails or silly fake sex acts going on. The models are mostly in their early 20s and they always look happy to be posing and having sex.
Find out more about Sapphic Erotica here.
If you’re after authentic lesbian porn, try our Real Lesbian category.
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A Serbian man needed surgery after an intimate encounter with a hedgehog, reports Ananova.
The man had been instructed by a witchdoctor to have sex with a hedgehog as a cure for premature ejaculation. Doctors had to surgically remove several spines from his penis.
A hospital spokesman said: “The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis.”
Naturally The Sun is on the case with further (possibly made-up) quotes.
The 35-year-old said he had not yet told his girlfriend about his spine romance and added: “God knows what she will think of me.
“I don’t know whether she’s more likely to dump me for being some kind of pervert or for being such an idiot.â€
Apparently a less painful cure for premature ejaculation is to wear two condoms. Or perhaps approach “premature ejaculation” in a different way and ensure the girlfriend always comes first with a vibrator.
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Reuters reports that the wives and girlfriends of gang members in the Colombian city of Pereira have gone on a “crossed legs strike” in an attempt to get them to give up guns.
After meeting with the mayor’s office to discuss a disarmament program, a group of women decided to deny their partners their conjugal rights and recorded a song for local radio to urge others to follow their example.
“We met with the wives and girlfriends of gang members and they were worried some were not handing over their guns and that is where they came up with the idea of a vigil or a sex strike,” mayor’s office representative Julio Cesar Gomez said.
Cocaine remains a major problem in Colombia and gang-related violence is commonplace.
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This time it’s in Slovakia where a man drove through a give way sign and into a bus. Rescuers found him unconscious with a penis pump still firmly attached to his cock.
The Register quotes Police officer Peter Polak: “It’s very likely he had auto-sex while driving: it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it [the pump] was placed on his penis.”
Seems that give way signs come a poor second to penile pumping, which would suggest that they’re a trifle more dangerous than the manufacturers would have us believe.
If we think about the other case where a judge was caught penis pumping while presiding over a case in court, perhaps vacuum-related dick expansion at work is far more widespread than anyone thought.
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 6:49 AM PDT
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I have joined the Sugasm. Below you’ll find a fun list of blog posts about sex, as self-submitted by the Sugasm bloggers.
Enjoy!
The best of the sex blogs this week by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts voted by Sugasmer participants. Want in Sugasm #47? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
Body Image & Sex Work (http://lipstickexplosion.com)
“Then, I thought about myself in that playspace, obsessing over how to present my body, while the client, evidently, was enthralled.â€
The Fever is Real (http://theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
“This was Dior’s way to lay down the gauntlet for Matthew… ‘I’m ready. I’m hot. I’m panting with desire. I’m gorgeous and sexy - come fuck me.’â€
Just What You’re Missing (http://sabrinainstockings.com)
“That’s when I lean forward and kiss along your jawline… slow hungry pressings of soft lips and hot breath with just the barest hint of tongue.â€
Mr. Sugasm Himself
Book Review: ‘Fresh: Girls of Seduction’ by Dave Naz (http://sugarbank.com)
Editors’ Choice
Having Myself All to Myself (http://www.TaraTainton.com)
More Sugasm
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(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)
Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Second Week Without a Functional Computer Of My Own….. (http://totalsensuality.blogspot.com)
Where are the manners? (http://cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)
Would you sleep with a virgin? (http://edinerotica.blogspot.com)
Sex Work
Panty Tree (http://radicalvixen.com/blog)
Sex News and Sexy Reviews
Clone A Willy Moulding Vibrator Kit (http://www.orgasmarmy.com)
The Man With Two Penises (http://www.quirkysex.com/blog)
Sex Toy Designer Spotlight: Lelo Interview (http://sultry.naughtyblog.net)
The Three Best Girl-on-Girl Pornos of All Time (http://blog.johnqafterhours.com)
Erotic Writing and Experiences
Back in His Arms (http://designingintimacy.blogspot.com)
Fare Amore (http://confessions112.blogspot.com)
Grrl’s Night Out (http://xantasia.blogspot.com)
Guest blogger: “Dessert” (http://emergingontheotherside.blogspot.com)
How we spent our Anniversary! (http://dontwakethekids.blogspot.com)
Just for the taste of her…(part one) (http://dirtydetails.blogspot.com)
The long hard weekend f*ck (http://dirtyandthirty.blogspot.com)
More Hot Wife Memories (http://marriedtoahotwife.blogspot.com/)
Need (http://www.kingdomofmean.com/sheets/)
Shower in the shower (http://solostories.blogspot.com)
NSFW Pics
Blonde Bombshell Jurgita Valts (http://www.thesexbox.com/blog)
Cowgirl HNT (http://texasspitfire.blogspot.com)
Gauge (http://www.internetisforporn.com)
Half-Nekkid in the Bible Belt (http://www.TarasNaughtyShop.com)
Happy naughty panties HNT! (http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
Sexy upskirt in kitchen (http://upskirtr.blogspot.com)
BDSM and Fetish
Back School, Back To Books, Back to “SchoolGirls’” Dirty Looks (http://shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
Dishonourable discharge (http://assistantmistress.blogspot.com)
Fiction: Grocery Dom (http://erotiterrorist.blogspot.com)
How to make her body betray her… (http://everythingoze.blogspot.com)
On Shade45 With DJ Whoo Kid and Crew (http://www.caramelvixen.com/vixen-blog)
Playing hookie (http://redvelvetropeburn.com)
Sassy me (and domesticity) (http://aliferestarted.blogspot.com)
Spanking and Brass Bands (http://www.spankingwriters.com)
Tales From Under The Desk, Part 11 (http://thebinside.blogspot.com)
The stunning Jurgita Valts appears c/o The Sex Box.
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Pic from Pegging Her Husband.
Pegging is the term used to describe a woman penetrating a man with a strapon dildo. It’s a strictly heterosexual practice. I’ve created a new site based around pegging - Pegging Porn. It’s got links to galleries and recommended toys and DVDs.
Pegging is tipped to be the next big thing in porn, which I think is a good thing because it may help to break down some of the homophobia which is fairly standard within the porn industry.
Posted by quirky as Good Porn, Pics at 7:18 AM PDT
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A poll by KRC Research and Goodyear has found that 25% of Russians have had sex while driving a car.
One wonders how they achieve this impressive statistic. Perhaps more Russian cars are equipped with front bench seats and column gear shifts than the rest of the world. They also tend not to wear seatbelts and drive drunk, which makes them quite the dangerous party animals behind the wheel.
Funnily enough, they’re not the randiest. Apparently 28% of Danes like doing it on the road!
I found this fun article discussing places where it sounds like it’s good to have sex, but it’s really not that great.
MYTH: The car: getting it on 1960’s style.
REALITY: The reasons not to have sex in a car are plentiful. First, if the only place you can get some is in a car, it probably means that you live with your parents. That is not sexy. What was hot in high school simply doesn’t carry over to college. The car poses more of a positioning problem than anything else. The front seat could mean either a steering wheel or stick-shift in your ass, unless you’re into that (I personally have a “nothing goes into my ass†rule but I support the creative expression of others). Even though the back seat may seem roomier, unless you are five foot five or shorter, its not. I suggest staying out of the car. Unless you have a SUV with seats that fold down, I’m not fucking in a car.
Quite.
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Burlesque is big. The New York Burlesque Festival has just finished and watching old-fashioned bump and grind is becoming increasingly popular as a high-class evening out. My introduction to the new world of Burlesque was via a wonderful documentary about the Velvet Hammer girls.
Naturally you can’t do burlesque unless you have a pair of pasties, and Twirly Girl has the full range. Apparently these little paste-on nipple covers work wonders: “In a matter of minutes they will transform your beautiful boobs into downright dazzling boobs!”
I’m fascinated to learn there’s such a thing as a TurboTassel (TM) which means “these things practically spin themselves.”
The site even offers info on where to find the nearest tassel twirling class.
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A 24 year old Indian man named Sanjay has made headlines by booking in to have his extra penis removed.
According to reports on Yahoo and the Times of India, the man has an extremely rare case of diphallus, the scientific name for two dicks. Often the second penis is “rudimentary” but Sanjay has scored the jackpot because both organs function perfectly normally.
Sanjay has lived with the condition all his life, but has decided to have the spare cock removed due to his impending marriage.
The Co-Ed Magazine has published an article musing on the possibilities of two dicks. So we can now ponder on this rather interesting idea:
Think of the second penis as a spare tire: once the first one is spent, you roll the other one into action, so to speak.
and this:
I am thinking that stimulating one gets them both going, which could get really messy. Imagine when the man finishes during sex and his “spare†is aimed to the left: that could leave a messy curtain/chair/bookshelf to clean up later. And you know that such a “blessed†man would never get over there and clean it himself.
Two penises is something of a porn fantasy scenario, as proven by the photo used in this post. It’s from a weird pic set I have featuring a guy who is supposed to have two cocks. Of course, he’s got some suspiciously thick pubic hair and his hand is always in the way… but the fake dick in question does look surprisingly lifelike.
Meanwhile, in other double-sex-organ news, a woman with two vaginas has started a blog detailing her life. I’ve previously linked to Ms Naughty’s post about two vaginas and the Esquire interview so this is an interesting development.
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 7:36 AM PDT
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