This is Anna from NerdPr0n, enjoying a nice game of Pac Man before she gets naked.
Anna runs her own porn site and delights in being different to your usual blonde porno chicks. She’s bisexual, polyamorous and likes doing soduku puzzles.
“I am very open about my sexuality and am a very sensual person. I love to fuck, masturbate, kiss, lick and touch…and I love porn, but I get tired of seeing the same 10 chicks with fake tits and bored looks, and I am determined to put a nerdy new face on porn and share it with you.”
She’s definitely a nerd: she owns a Star Trek uniform (which she takes off in this gallery).
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An Iraqi man was arrested for saying he had a bomb after customs officers found a penis pump in his luggage.
The man was so embarrassed to be discussing the object in front of his mother that he attempted to whisper “It’s a pump. Put it away. Put it away!” The customers officer, however, heard the word “bomb” and the man was arrested.
Despite the misunderstanding a judge has ordered Mardin Amin to stand trial for disorderly conduct.
Seems a bit harsh to me. Owning a penis pump is a bit dodgy - they’re really not my bag, baby! - but it’s hardly disorderly conduct.
Story from The Washington Post.
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Quirky Sex linklist now has a a Real Lesbian category, listing authentic dyke porn made by women for a female audience.
Authentic porn made for lesbians and queer women is extremely rare. The only commercial porn site catering to real lesbians is the Cyber Dyke network, a collection of 15 smaller lesbian sites made by lesbian and bi women. The sites have varying themes including BDSM, anal play, foot fetish and glamour. It’s not a hugely commercial venture compared to most adult sites. Cyber Dyke sees itself as an erotic community. The photos and movies are all done in-house and the content is about as far from the long-nailed, fake “lesbian” porn stuff as you can get.
While almost every linklist, TGP and porn directory out there has a “lesbian” category, very few offer authentic lesbian porn. Queer women’s smut is not what most men are looking for. I’m hoping that by having this special category at Quirky Sex that I can bring this different brand of porn to people’s attention. Hopefully there’ll be more proper dyke porn on the horizon.
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Well, I had to get onto the bandwagon, didn’t I?
Dykes on a Plane features two motherfuckin’ lesbians making out on a motherfuckin’ plane. Of course.
The “lesbians” in question are a couple of eighties chicks with very big hair and acid wash overalls. The thing is, I went looking for any type of adult content that featured planes and this was the best I could do. The pics are still sexy, in my opinion anyway.
It had me musing about how porn in the eighties went that extra mile. They really tried to set up decent scenarios and use props other than a bed or a lounge.
I had a lot of fun writing as though I was Samuel L Jackson.
I’ve also added a Girl-Girl category to the linklist.
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From World’s Worst Band Names:
Accidental Goat Sodomy
Bloated Scrotum
Fuck Me, Suck Me, and Call Me Helen
Guess My Perversion
Iron Prostate
Lubricated Goat (what’s with the goats?)
Meat Beat Manifesto
Nasal Sex With Broken Glass
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
Painful Discharge
Poonanie Cramp-Up
Purple Headed Love Warriors
Radical Vulvetomy
Sex With Midgets
69% Female
Was I Naked
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The B3TA Features Phallic Logo Awards feature a variety of very amusing company signs with suspiciously penile logos. Each sign is given a “cock mark” for its resemblance to a penis and testicles, along with numerous witty comments.
e.g.
Pros: Looks like a dick with 3 nails driven into it.
Cons: Implausibly large urethra.
Naturally the winner was the anal-themed Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies (pictured).
Comment: “Oh, just look at it.”
Seems even the universities down there are hopping on the Brazilian wax bandwagon.
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It seems like such an obvious idea but I’ve never seen it before. Sexy flame-haired Miss Bunny has pink heart-shaped tattoos on her nipples. It looks so cool. I don’t have any tattoos because I’m a complete wimp when it comes to pain, but if I was contemplating some ink, I’d be tempted by heart shaped nipples.
Miss Bunny is a natural redhead who runs her own porn site. She’s just been crowned Miss Nude World and has appeared on HBO’s G String Divas. She likes reading science fiction and is a computer geek. She has real orgasms during her cam shows.
Oh, and she’s a contortionist. You know, there really should be more contortionists in porn. It seems like the sort of thing that should be standard, along with the keeping the high heels on.
The pic is from this free gallery (Miss Bunny looks gorgeous in a pink corset, don’t you think?
You can check out Miss Bunny’s site here.
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The Sun has caused a kerfuffle by printing a pic of Prince Harry going the grope at a party. While respectable news outlets are debating over whether Harry’s breast-cupping adventures occurred recently or three years ago, I’m wondering about the state of the grope-ee’s boobs.
Natalie Pinkham, a TV presenter, seems to have had the boob job from hell (sorry, that should be BOOB, as per The Sun’s style). They’re too high and they seem to be sitting on her chest like a couple of squashed oranges. It may be that the photo editors have gotten a little slap-happy with the Photoshop airbrush but even so, these could be the worst pair of fake tits since Tori Spelling.
It’s entirely possible that our fine young prince was just having a squeeze to confirm the presence of silicone.
I got to musing about scary boobs and naturally ended up at the best website for this sort of topic: Awful Plastic Surgery. Definitely the best point for comparing photos and deciding who’s had some chest work done and who’s still in their natural state.
By the way, The Sydney Morning Herald gets a gong for best headline: Prince pinches Pinkham’s party pieces.
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Thanks to German magazine Spiegel I now know that South Korea boasts a sex theme park called LoveLand.
The small parkland features a variety of erotic sculptures, fountains and installations, as well as a restaurant and motel. Visitors are greeted at the entrance by a giant vulva and penis. Inside they can enjoy masturbation cycles, which feature a front wheel covered with feathers over a low seat, or climb all over the huge phallic monuments.
Apparently Jeju island is popular with honeymooners and has long been a hotbed of sex education in a country where marriages are often arranged and sexual information is hard to find.
I went looking for a bit more info on Loveland. I found these blog posts at gdimension which feature plenty of fun photos:
Oh My God.
Loveland Part 2.
I also found a blog that informs me that Jeju / Cheiju Island features a total of 3 sex-themed museums and parks. Lost on Jeju gives an amusing rundown of their visit to Loveland, including this paragraph:
At one point this woman comes up to me and tells me to push the button on a glass case. I do and one of the vibrators in the case starts vibrating and twirling a full 180 degrees. In another case the buttom makes a 1/25 scale, anatomically correct, rubber woman vibrate. In another glass case…… well you get the idea. They came in all shapes and sizes and colors - and speeds.
Don’t forget to buy your penis snowdomes on the way out!
If you want to know more about the crazy world of sex exhibits and museusms, visit Erotic Museums.
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For the man or woman who has everything, here are some seriously weird, quirky (and occasionally sexist) sex items that may pique your wandering interest:
Shower Boobs
According to the spiel at Boys stuff: Do you fancy fondling a pert pair of bosoms in the shower every day? Actually that’s probably a silly question. Well now you can do just that, and make them squirt into the bargain. Before this descends into Carry On territory, we should make it clear that the Shower Breasts are a fun and saucy shower gel/shampoo dispenser.
What do you mean “before this descends into Carry On Territory”? Sure to impress any potential girlfriend, I’m sure.
The Ball Scratcher
From the same Boy’s Stuff people comes this “elegant” silver thingy designed for scratching the scrotum. Apparently doing it with an implement shaped like a woman’s hand makes it less offensive than just using your fingers. I should point out that it’s a gentleman’s ball scratcher, as opposed to the type used by any old riff-raff.
Semen Collectors
These are actually serious items for people trying to get pregnant. They come complete with a special “Pre Seed Fertility Friendly Intimate Moisturiser” which helps those happy little swimmers get to where they need to go. Not sure why you need to collect semen and then whack it in a cup, instead of just ejaculating internally as nature intended, but it’s all terribly scientific.
Hip Flask With Large Penis
This item appeared on ebay. Not sure why it’s got such an enormous donger, especially since the protruding member is bound to mess with the hip-hugginess of said hip flask. It seems to be a one off as the pewter seller doesn’t have any similar items listed.
Dicky Big Gulp
No, it’s not something from Doctor Who (although… it really does resemble that green bubble wrap monster from The Ark In Space episode), this is a neon green drink bottle in the shape of a penis. As the spiel says: “Amuse your friends!” Yes, either that or make them run off screaming.
The iBuzz
Apparently this promises that you can “get off while getting down.” I’m sure Disco Stu would love that. Plug the vibrating bullet into your iPod or other MP3 device and the lovely little thing will buzz in time to the music. You turn up the volume for stronger vibrations. The site doesn’t mention how Mozart stacks up against, say, Metallica in the orgasm stakes.
Senslip Artificial Foreskin
According to the Senslip website, men who have been circumcised can lose sensitivity in their penis. This artificial foreskin is meant to cover the glans and help protect the penis from chafing, eventually restoring normal sensitivity. They also promise “a feeling of warmth, security and self-esteem.”
“Make Your Grandmother A Porn Star”
This is a fake book cover designed to be wrapped around existing books for a joke. Back cover reads: “10 ways to profit off your grandmother, teach your grandmother how to love herself and her body.”
Feather Butt Plug
For those who feel they need to “shake a tailfeather”, this butt plug comes complete with a plume of extravagant black feathers. According to JT Stockroom, “this is a rare item designed and crafted for the 1999 Penthouse magazine “Birds of a Feather” pictorial, shot by Earl Miller. One of the models had the light weight feather tail in for over three hours!
Vibrating Pleasure Periscope
It’s a vibrator… and a periscope. Of course! According to the spiel, this device “provides powerful, pleasing vibrations…while the viewer window and inside light allow you to self-examine as you self-stimulate.” It all looks terribly complicated and not very seaworthy. No word on whether the item has the obligatory “bing!” sound.
Hand of Adonis
For all those times when you want to fist someone but you’ve got your hands full. Of course, it’s for “novelty use only” but that won’t stop potential users from seeing just how far Adonis’ black hand can reach into their nether regions. Again, it looks a little like the Hand of Fear from Doctor Who.
Thanks to Feministing’s list of disturbing products and also Strange New Products for some of these links.
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This is the glorious Fetus De Milo, and she’s one helluva vamp, don’t you think? Her hair is just extraordinary.
This is such a classy photo, but them most of the pics on Gothic Sluts have that artistic quality to them. Amelia G and Forrest Black work hard to make their site the best with extremely high quality photos and a bevy of gorgeous goth models.
The pic is from this free gallery.
“Dark, pouty lips, hair that is either jet black or of a neon hue and a sweaty mix of latex and leather attire all combine to create naughty night owls that I find irresistible.”
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… like you do.
A Florida man was arrested for drunkenly riding a bike at night without headlights. The quirk here is that he was wearing only a short dress that came to his hips and no underwear.
Barfield pulled a U-turn and tried to escape but was quickly apprehended. The arresting officer couldn’t help but notice Mr. Barfield was not wearing any panties as his dress only extended to his hips.
Article has a great headline: Is my penis too long for this dress?
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This is Adorable Audrey. In this pic and gallery she’s playing French Maid and doing rather obscene things with her duster.
Audrey runs her own amateur solo girl site featuring pics of her getting naked, masturbating and fucking her boyfriend. She’s the real deal, and very sweet to boot.
Check out all the pics in this french maid gallery.
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It’s been called “The Dumbest Show On TV” by TV Guide and it’s just been given a second season. It’s Fuse TVs Pants Off Dance Off, the show where contestants strip naked in front of a blue screen to their favourite music. Viewers have the chance to vote for their favourite act each week.
This article gives details about the show’s history. Apparently the idea came to the show’s creator, Tad Low, after a late afternoon break at the TV station office. Staff would occasionally enjoy stress relief by cranking up the music and dancing. “How hilarious would this be if we did this in the nude?” someone said… and the light bulb went on over Tad’s head.
The show aims to feature a variety of people, both men and women, and wants to encourage a healthy view of body shape.
The dancers are never actually totally naked on screen. The TV covers their respective bits with an “electronic towel” so as not to reveal too much. The videos on their website pixellate their bits as well.
This show sounds like a lot of fun. Sure, it’s a bit brainless, but it never tries to be anything other than a bit of silly messing around.
Pants Off Dance Off is currently auditioning new dancers for their second season. They’re asking for a photo, some details and a list of favourite music. Viewers get to vote for who they want to see via the website.
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Cunt Trumpet Music is a rather quirky article on the rare subject of Pussy Farts, also known as queefs. While many women may find vaginal “farts” caused by rapid sex to be embarrassing, some guys think they’re very sexy.
I used to know a teenage girl who enjoyed squeezing her pelvic muscles to suck in air, and she would revel in the loud retort as it was expelled. Quite the party trick.
Even Wikipedia has an entry on vaginal flatulence. Isn’t the internet a marvellous thing?
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This photo is kinda funny (aargh! Giant feet!), but the rest of the pics in Tasty Trixie’s Blue Panties and Wrinkly Feet gallery are very hot. She’s laying on the bed, looking very horny.
Tasty Trixie is an amateur solo website run by lovely webwhore Trixie, a webmaster friend of mine. This is an authentic independent site, lovingly run and maintained by Trixie and her boyfriend Tucker.
If you’re a fan of smart, sexual women, you’ll love this site.
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A Croation man had to be freed from a deck chair after his testicles slipped through the slats and became stuck.
Apparently he was suffering from our old friend “shinkage” when he sat down after taking a nude swim at Valalta beach. His smaller testicles fell through one of the slats in the deckchair and then swelled to normal size as he sat in the sun.
He had to be cut free from the chair by beach staff.
Readers may insert their own “rearranging your testicles on the deckchairs on the Titanic” joke here.
Story from Ananova.
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Ah, cartoon sex… in a boat… with a married man. It just says “come and visit our Hungarian lake resort”, don’t you think?
This online ad (warning, popups) by Lake Balaton Resort features a married man having sex with a young woman in a rowboat, while bees mate in the foreground. The music is a Hungarian pop song from the 80s. The ad is being transferred via email - although now Reuters has reported on it we can assume every blog in the world will link to it.
This article quotes a tourism spokesman saying: “The marketing campaign is aimed at selling Balaton as a travel destination primarily for the young generation,”
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Yep, here it is, the micro-bikini, for the woman who only feels the need to cover her inner labia when at the beach. This is what happens when you start thinking that the string in a g-string should go all the way around. It’s almost like a car cover for your clit.
This bikini bottom gives new meaning to the term “mumbler pants”. And there’s the awful danger of developing chapped lips in windy weather.
Something tells me the local constabulary may not go in for this sort of thing.
And a normal woman without a Brazilian wax couldn’t wear something like that because, as we all know, pubic hair is so very threatening to public morals and decency.
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