Fantastic commercial for condoms and safe sex.
Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex at 10:39 PM PDT
July 3rd, 2008
A Great Condom Commercial
June 27th, 2008
Blowjob Girl
Very funny little comedy vid about giving a blowjob. I like it when she decides to use her hands.
Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex, Videos at 4:22 PM PDT
June 23rd, 2008
“Orgasm Blew My Mind” - A Stroke After Sex
The People has a rather interesting first-hand account of a 25 year old British girl who had a stroke moments after experiencing a particularly good orgasm with her boyfriend.
Laura recalled: “We were really going for it - it felt so good.
“We spent a lot of time in bed over the weekend but this was even more passionate.
“Suddenly I had a massive bodyshaking orgasm - the best I’d ever had.
“But immediately I felt numb down my right side. Then came an intense pain in my head and I couldn’t move.
“I tried to speak but I couldn’t make real words.
Posted by quirky as News Stories at 3:49 PM PDT
June 15th, 2008
The Busking Pole Dancer
Police are looking for a woman who is performing pole dance strip acts on trains in Bucharest.
The woman only busks on longer journeys between outer suburbs. She switches on her portable CD player, which plays “You Can Leave Your Hat On” by Tom Jones, and then she performs pole moves on the center pole in the middle of the train, stripping as she goes. Once finished to dresses and passes around a hat, asking for donations.
Naturally people are up in arms in case children see it. As usual.
If caught she’ll be up for indecent exposure and public begging.
Posted by quirky as News Stories at 1:13 PM PDT
June 5th, 2008
Fighting For The Right To Be Topfree
The Topfree Equal Rights Association is a group of people fighting for a woman’s right to not wear tops in public.
Initially this sounds like a joke, like some kind of smutty schoolboy idea, but they’re actually dead serious. And when you start to read about the issue, it starts to make a lot of sense.
A couple of quotes from the site:
If men (and any woman or gay man will testify that men’s chests can be “sexually alluring,” depending entirely on who the man is) are allowed to strip to the waist, women should be too. The fact that we aren’t is a purely cultural issue, not a sexual one—labelling flesh as “sexual” or “non-sexual” depending on the gender of its owner is nonsensical.
I like this one:
“This is a rebellion against a woman’s body being considered everywhere and always a sex object. As women we want the right for ourselves to decide when our breasts are sexual. That isn’t going to be in a swimming facility, and therefore they must not have to be covered. We want permission to bathe topfree, as men do.”
Makes me want to get my top off and man the barricades.
Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex at 12:23 PM PDT
June 4th, 2008
Doctors Remove 16 Washers From Penis
The Berowra fire brigade found itself faced with an unusual request recently when a man called for help because he had 16 metal washers around his penis. The man made the call at 3am, desperate to get the metal rings off his dick, although no explanation was given as to how or why they got there in the first place.
The man may well have thought long and hard about placing himself in the difficult situation.
Doctors took 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.
Posted by quirky as News Stories at 8:23 PM PDT
May 27th, 2008
Wolf Whistles Actually Worked
A woman in New Zealand caught everyone out the other day when she stripped off her clothes in response to wolf whistles from men on a road repair site.
City News reports that an Israeli tourist was so sick of being harrassed with whistles every time she went by that she decided to “show them what I’ve got.”
While withdrawing money from an ATM, she stripped naked and presented herself to them. Then she calmly took her cash, got dressed and strolled off. The men were stunned into silence.
The police took her in for a little chat. She explained her position and no charges were laid. The wolf whistles have stopped.
What’s interesting about this is that this woman’s strange logic has done the trick. She’s laid the sexism of these men bare. She’s just turned around and made them take a bit of a look at themselves and hopefully made them a bit ashamed.
Still, I doubt that this is going to become the female defence of choice against on-the-street sexual harrassment.
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 12:52 PM PDT
May 15th, 2008
The Pogo Stick With A Dick
So… someone sat down one day and said “Hey… pogo sticks are fun, but I think they’re missing a vital sexual element. Indeed, nothing says sexy like a pogo stick with a dick”
And thus the Fantasy Glide was born.
Well, that’s probably not really how it happened but who cares. The Fantasy Glide is one helluva weird sex toy but it’s also kinda fun.
The official blurb says:
The user simply ‘pogos’ up and down on the pole’s handle to achieve vaginal, or anal, penetration and stimulation.
The FantasyGlide is not a modified toy. Taking over two years to design and perfect, it meets the standards of a highly refined instrument, using aircraft parts, super-durable and unbreakable nylon, and anodized aluminum that meets the demanding requirements of the medical community. For instance, numerous springs were tested during development to achieve the proper balance between ease-of-use and penetration capability.
Available from JT Stockroom.
Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex at 12:54 PM PDT
May 12th, 2008
No Pants Day 2008
Flash mob group Improv Everywhere held its annual No Pants Day today. In the past it was just a secretive thing but it’s been heavily publicised so it was even on the news here in Australia.
Interestingly, the TV show SVU has ripped off one of their other ideas, the “Grand Central Freeze” and used it in a recent episode - without permission or credit. Seems that some desperate writers are stealing stuff from Youtube.
Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex, Videos at 7:41 PM PDT
May 9th, 2008
HUMP
I’ve long been guilty of sniggering at HUMP road signs. Now someone has made an extra effort to ensure that we all get the joke. Snapped in a suburb south of Melbourne, Vic.
Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex at 4:28 PM PDT
May 6th, 2008
Peacock Feather Butt Plug
Buttplugs. We know what you’re going to say. Ho hum… stuff you shove up your ass.
But wait, anal afficionados! What if it had… a peacock feather on it?
Well, dang, you’d say. That would make it ultra-cool and very fantastic indeed! You could pretend you were a… a… peacock of some kind!
But wait! There’s more! How about a bunny tail butt plug? A pony tail butt plug? Or a fox tail butt plug? You could seriously head off into some kind of anal Narnia with these things.
All this cool stuff is from JT Stockroom
Posted by quirky as News Stories at 12:46 PM PDT
April 29th, 2008
Anal Ring Toss
Just when you thought sex toy manufacturers had done everything when it came to stuff to stick up your ass, they go one better. Behold, the anal ring toss.
The designated “goalie†inserts the anal plug with the attached scoring pole into the butt. The players then attempt to throw one of the 3 plastic rings onto the pole. You score when your yellow ring successfully lands around the scoring pole in the goalie’s bum.
Ring. Toss. Anal. So many innuendoes I don’t know where to begin. But wait… I don’t even NEED to!
This will thrill your friends at parties.
It’s from the clever fetishy people at JT Stockroom.
Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex at 7:46 PM PDT
April 21st, 2008
Strip Clubs Revive The US $2 Note
I’m not American and it was only relatively recently that I found out about the US superstition that $2 notes are unlucky.
Now it seems that strip clubs are helping to revive the popularity of the poor old $2 note.
Vendors say people are getting more comfortable with $2 bills.
One group that has embraced the note is the exotic dancing industry. Strip clubs hand out $2 bills when they give customers their change, and the bills end up in dancers’ garters and bartenders’ tip jars.
“The entertainers love it because it doubles their tip money,” says Angelina Spencer, a former stripper who is executive director of the Association of Club Executives, an adult nightclub trade group.
Strip clubs. Is there nothing they can’t do?
Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex at 9:10 PM PDT
April 8th, 2008
Wine And Your Sexual Preference
An Italian winemaker has taken the unusual step of creating wines that also indicate sexual preference.
This week, Franco D’Eusanio, who operates an organic vineyard in the Abruzzo region, introduced the “masculine” red wine ‘Is,’ the feminine white wine ‘Ea’ and the rose ‘Id’, for those with uncertain or ambiguous inclinations. Each comes with a psychological test and a questionnaire on sexual behavior, the ANSA news agency reported.
He claims the wine and material will help consumers “look within themselves and discover their true sexual identity,” the report said.
Ah, wine. Is there nothing it can’t do? Although I must admit, I like red, white AND rose according to my mood and the weather…
Via.
Posted by quirky as News Stories at 4:37 PM PDT
April 3rd, 2008
X Rated Plants
This pic is from the extremely amusing list The Top 15 X Rated Plants.
Who knew that you could even make that sort of a list?
Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex at 10:11 AM PDT
March 31st, 2008
Boobs and Bacon, Together At Last
So much goodness wrapped in one little photo!
There is no official explanation for this pic, it’s just one of those things I stumbled across.
Posted by quirky as Pics at 7:23 PM PDT
March 24th, 2008
Rampant Sex… And It’s ART
I have to say, this would have to be one of the wilder erotic paintings I’ve encountered. It’s just so crazy, I love it. This water colour is by Peter Fendi, a Viennese painter who lived and worked in the early 1800s.
More acrobatic sex pictures here and here.
Posted by quirky as Pics, Quirky Sex at 5:16 PM PDT
March 21st, 2008
Postman Caught Wearing Other People’s Undies
A British postman is in trouble for theft, but there’s an amusing twist to this story. When his supervisors set a trap to catch him stealing from mail, they got more than they expected. Suspected of stealing women’s lingerie, they strip-searched him and discovered the man was wearing it.
British postal worker Matthew Furness, 35, was in a g-string from the $120 Bravissimo undies set.
Suspicious bosses had put the underwear in his van after an opened package was found in it.
Link.
Posted by quirky as News Stories at 12:15 PM PDT
March 19th, 2008
That Beaver Tampon Ad
This ad, featuring a girl and her pet beaver, has resulted in numerous complaints, mainly because it’s advertising tampons. I actually think it’s kind of cute.
Posted by quirky as Quirky Sex, Videos at 9:08 PM PDT
March 13th, 2008
More Sex With Inanimate Objects
A while ago I blogged about a guy caught having sex with his bike (and how he was actually doing it in the privacy of his room, until the cleaners burst in and got offended).
Now a bunch of other guys have been sprung having intimate moments with inanimate objects.
A man in Wiltshire, England, has been arrested for having sex with a lamp post.
A couple of weeks ago a bloke was in terrible trouble for having sex with his vacuum cleaner.
The man was allegedly discovered naked, on his hands and knees, with his rude bits in the business end of a smiling Henry vacuum cleaner.
It lost him his job.
Meanwhile, another man was arrested for drunkenly attempting to have sex with a fence in a London park.
“He said words to the effect of: ‘I’m going to have sex with that fence’,” said Philip Lemoine, prosecuting.
The guy involved denies it, saying he’s a victim of police harrassment.
Something’s happening here, people. It’s further proof that the rapture is coming.
Actually, it’s just proof that some guys are so horny they’ll get it on with anything given the chance.
Posted by quirky as News Stories, Quirky Sex at 9:38 AM PDT